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Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:14 pm to fr33manator
Deviled Eggs, Coors Light & Tollhouse Cookies
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:37 pm to fr33manator
Cup of black beans and rice extra sausage. Broccoli and cheese some fried chicken and several dark beers. Local one around here is a donut flavored stout. That would do a lot. Red wine farts are pretty good but not as good as dark beer. Redbull and vodka farts are pretty strong too. Choose your alcohol wisely and drink responsibly.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:40 pm to fr33manator
Crawfish boiled garlic.
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:56 pm to fr33manator
Fish, with boiled eggs and beans
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:06 am to Napoleon
Curry
But I usually don’t even make it out of the restaurant
My dad told a funny story, he was USNR at Belle Chasse, around 1973, repairing avionics on corsair IIs. There was a squad chief they all hated. One time my dad ate a couple of boiled eggs and drank a canned beer really fast. He and the chief had to crawl into the nose to do some work on the plane. Chief went in first, they were in this confined space and my dad ripped a terrible fart. No where for the guy to go, my dad was at the exit blocking his egress. Said the chief got so mad he pushed my dad out onto the deck. They all got a good laugh at that one.
But I usually don’t even make it out of the restaurant
My dad told a funny story, he was USNR at Belle Chasse, around 1973, repairing avionics on corsair IIs. There was a squad chief they all hated. One time my dad ate a couple of boiled eggs and drank a canned beer really fast. He and the chief had to crawl into the nose to do some work on the plane. Chief went in first, they were in this confined space and my dad ripped a terrible fart. No where for the guy to go, my dad was at the exit blocking his egress. Said the chief got so mad he pushed my dad out onto the deck. They all got a good laugh at that one.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:54 am to fr33manator
Venison
For some reason deer meat fart are absolutely disgusting.
For some reason deer meat fart are absolutely disgusting.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 6:57 am to dallastiger55
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Egg fats are the worst
A few scoops of protein with milk will do it
Some of you people are weird. Eggs are just protein and a little fat. How are they making you fart? It’s the shitty loaf of bread you eat with them that’s making you fart.
Same with the protein and milk. Are you lactose intolerant? Get some protein isolate.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 6:59 am
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:12 am to fr33manator
Cheap beer, Krystals, and chili cheese fries.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:42 am to fr33manator
protein powder
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:46 am to maxxrajun70
What kind?
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:52 am to Mo Jeaux
years ago I usta frequent a lil country bar. Cold beer and assorted big jars behind the bar with assorted pickled things for sale one of which was spicy pickled eggs. I would stop in at happy hour and they had 10cent draft in nice 12oz mugs. They usually had one or more of their pickled things for sale too. On p;ickled egg day they were also like 10 cents if memory serves. You could throw 2$ on the bar drink and eat pickled eggs till full and buzzed. The next day 
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:53 am to fr33manator
Cole slaw and BBQ baked beans.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:59 am to fr33manator
Refried beans and cabbage for volume.
Fresh onions and black olives for odor.
Plenty of Guiness Stout (or any other stout beer) to help in the mixing.
Fresh onions and black olives for odor.
Plenty of Guiness Stout (or any other stout beer) to help in the mixing.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:03 am to fr33manator
A Sonic jalapeno burger used to give me the worst gas in the world. I haven't had one in forever because the gas would be so bad, but I'm kinda curious to see if they still would. Jalapenoes in general give me some rank gas, but something about that jalapeno burger really ramps up the stink. Those farts that you feel moving through your colon and come out warm and silent and peel the paint off the walls.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:03 am to fr33manator
Boiled eggs for breakfast, a good protein shake for lunch, and some spicy chili with beans for dinner would be a great recipe for both quantity and quality of bad farts.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:23 am to LegendInMyMind
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Cabbage cooked in any way. Nothing else is really needed.
Just don’t add vinegar when cooking. That limits the fart power.
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:25 am to fr33manator
My farts smell like sewerage after a crawfish boil
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:13 am to fr33manator
Add beer to your list! 
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:15 am to fr33manator
Anyone ever have some good drinking shits? A heavy night of vodka produces vomit-smelling farts.. only really useful for bombing someone's bathroom, since they're the most untrustworthy farts of all.
For farts I dare to trust, crawfish boil is my go-to.
For farts I dare to trust, crawfish boil is my go-to.
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