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What would be your meal to make the worst farts ever?

Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:14 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:14 pm
Say you are going to be stuck in an enclosed space with someone you can’t stand. The night before, what do you eat to ensure you have the raunchiest, nastiest, face meltingest farts the next day?



I’m thinking
Boiled Eggs
Asparagus
Red Beans
Budweiser
Bratwurst with Sauerkraut
Curried Goat
And to top it off, Banana Pudding


What’s you’re deadly recipe?


Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:15 pm to
i had a bean burrito and indian catfish curry
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3746 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:15 pm to
I ate some garlic fries from Gordon Birsch and the gas that ensued could peel paint from the walls.


Tasty fries though. Would eat again.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57486 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:16 pm to
Taco Bell used to have this thing called the Santa Fe Gordita that would frick my shite up
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
5769 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:17 pm to
Throw in a couple of Fiber One bars for extra fuel!
Posted by DellTronJon
Member since Feb 2010
1287 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:18 pm to
Crawfish boiled garlic. Hands down
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:18 pm to
A Tabbouleh salad.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83582 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:19 pm to
just drink protein shakes for like 3 days
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36642 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:19 pm to
Sunchokes frick me up. It’s not bad smelly just super gassy
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 7:20 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27723 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:20 pm to
Egg fats are the worst

A few scoops of protein with milk will do it
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36642 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Crawfish boiled garlic. Hands down



Change my vote. Absolutely
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:21 pm to
brussel sprouts
beer
deviled eggs
bean burrito
Posted by pelicansfan123
Member since Jan 2015
1991 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 3:12 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18411 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:25 pm to
This will change from gut to gut.

I can eat a few pounds of cruciferous vegetables and have no issues.

Beans of any kind? I’m fricking Lavos arrived to destroy worlds.
Posted by baylorbaiter
Too close to Waco
Member since Apr 2015
1494 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:25 pm to
I can drink a couple glasses of milk and my lactose intolerant arse will clear a room!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Crawfish boiled garlic. Hands down




Ooooh, good one. With butter for that waxy mouthfeel where you can taste it
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16446 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:26 pm to
My Deer Chili is dangerous
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

brussel sprouts




Oooohhhhh...cabbage rolls with corned beef and Guinness
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34758 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:30 pm to
Popeyes always seems to leave me with foul smelling ones
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49341 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 7:31 pm to
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