re: What would be your meal to make the worst farts ever?

White beans and sausage

Craft beer and high yeast homemade pizza crust.

Experience.

Potato salad, fried fish, BBQ beans, Bud Light

Boiled garlic from a crawfish boil. Deadly.

Poule deau and oyster gumbo

This motherfricker right here

Crawfish and Budweiser.

Drinking Budweiser, especially keg Budweiser, does it to me too. Never understood why...

All i need is an Arby's Reuben and I'm good for a couple of hours - gets so bad I have to roll down the windows in my semi and use air freshener. No idea why but it turns my gas into the smell of death.

God dammit...Now I have a little ditty in my head



If you put these in your gut,
Foul miasma from your butt,
Brew a fart to end them all,
Peel the paint right off the walls,
Flatulence of infamy,
You should try this recipe

Garlic from a crawfish boil,
Crispy fish fried up in oil,
Red beans, cabbage, Brussel sprouts,
Bratwurst topped with sauerkraut,

Pickled eggs and broccoli,
Garlic fries and fish curry,
Popeyes Chicken, Taco Bell,
You can almost taste the smell,

Cauliflower, broiled oysters,
Glass of milk to make it moister,
Wash it down with mugs of beer.
Smell so foul it causes tears,

Feel the gurgle, let it rip,
Ghosts of food from sphincter slip,
But here comes the awful paaaaaaaaaaaaaart





A man should never trust a fart.

Cabbage cooked in any way. Nothing else is really needed.