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re: What would be your meal to make the worst farts ever?

Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23246 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:11 pm to
Poul Deaux and oyster gumbo with some boiled eggs in it, potato salad and a few budweisers.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134636 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:13 pm to
it’s a 5 stanza poem about farts. “The Raven” it is not. Poe was a master


Although I did do a tribute to “The Raven” called The Saban back in 2011 after we beat Bama during the regular season
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78402 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

quote:

Experience.





I almost had a guy retire because of the small office area
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:15 pm to
The episode that pops to mind involved multiple prime rib buffets over the Thanksgiving / Christmas holiday. The aroma had aggressive notes of asphalt atop a more subtle roadkill substrate.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6020 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:16 pm to
Crawfish always gives the best sound
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40875 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:17 pm to
Get you some pickled quail eggs and wash them down with chocolate milk.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:19 pm to
Whey protein shake, hard boiled eggs, and garlic of any kind.

That’s my combo.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:26 pm to
boiled egg curry, yes it is a thing and it is powerfull.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 8:27 pm to
Closing bars and eating Denny’s at 3 am and get up at 6 am for work. Earth shattering farts.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
890 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:05 pm to
I will second this. I got kicked out of an Uber the next morning after eating these.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22475 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:26 pm to
cajun style cabbage rolls
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22475 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:27 pm to
my college roommate would wash down boudin links with a yoohoo. No homo.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:32 pm to
Crawfish really gives me some oily feeling farts that smell like a chemical spill.
Posted by Cornbeef
Ocean Springs
Member since Aug 2009
434 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:36 pm to
Brussels sprouts and beer. The only thing that cleared me out of the room too.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
13080 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:38 pm to
Man I had boiled crawfish and then etoufee the following two nights. My farts and shits have been more potent than Coronavirus.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27577 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:41 pm to
Canned black beans that arent rinsed can make me a walking sewer.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60090 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:42 pm to
Start drinking protein shakes. They can be deadly
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:44 pm to
For me the magic combo is leftovers from three or four different disparate meals that don't go together. Like if there's a small bit of stir fry and some Mexican food and maybe some fish and squash casserole. A little of each. That's a deadly gastric project right there.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:48 pm to
That movie is so frickig funny.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4503 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 9:50 pm to
While milk
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