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Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:01 am to Supravol22
Gulf States Toyota for a sales job
I had to take some test that was 3 hours of shite like this. By 1.5 hour into it had completely checked out, then they had me interview with a couple of teammates. It was a shite show, i knew i bombed the test so i just winged the interviews and just wanted to leave

I had to take some test that was 3 hours of shite like this. By 1.5 hour into it had completely checked out, then they had me interview with a couple of teammates. It was a shite show, i knew i bombed the test so i just winged the interviews and just wanted to leave

Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:09 am to fareplay
quote:Not sure if this counts but a funny story.
What was your hardest interview?
Fresh out of college, applying for my 1st "real" job not waiting tables. I do well in the interview, or at least I think I did. They did ask a couple of questions about specific Excel functions. Not how to, but just asking if I know how to do em. I did not, probably hadn't even heard of em at that time, but of course I said absolutely I know how to do those. My thought is if I get the job, I can easily figure this shite out before I start or as I go.
Problem is...at the end of the regular interview portion, they say the next step is to immediately put me in a cube with a computer with some sort of test to see how I do on those Excel functions...not good. I'm decent in Excel now, but had zero clue back then, so I had no chance.
I asked them if I could go to the bathroom first before I started, then peaced out and never returned.

Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:10 am to S
quote:I found your answers to how you deal with your planes butler when he doesn't get the bubbles in your champaign right to be quite riveting indeed. I was able to implement it with Charles and have noticed it to be very productive.
Forbes brought the heat when they quizzed me over my Cayman Islands enterprises. Nothing a shot of Macallan Lalique Six Pillars couldn’t fix!
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:11 am to fareplay
Capital One
Various phone screens first.
Then online aptitude test.
Then the full day:
- 3-4 Panel interviews, one hour each, behavioral questions
- Lunch w the team to ensure compatibility
- Coding test (even though coming into leadership position)
- Solve a multi-variant, multi-level business problem in front of a test panel, presenting the results to them. Took an hour.
- drug test
I got the job.
Various phone screens first.
Then online aptitude test.
Then the full day:
- 3-4 Panel interviews, one hour each, behavioral questions
- Lunch w the team to ensure compatibility
- Coding test (even though coming into leadership position)
- Solve a multi-variant, multi-level business problem in front of a test panel, presenting the results to them. Took an hour.
- drug test
I got the job.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:13 am to fareplay
She had coal black hair and green eyes and an Irish accent.
I was plenty hard that interview.
I did not get that job but she gave me a job that made up for it.
I was plenty hard that interview.
I did not get that job but she gave me a job that made up for it.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:20 am to fareplay
Went through 4 rounds of interviews for a corporate job with Entergy out of college. Put a ton of time and effort into preparing for all of them, only to be told they were looking for someone with more experience. Something they knew I didn't have in the first interview.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:25 am to fareplay
My current position: investigator.
After dispensing with the usual and customary ice breaker questions I was finally asked to describe my investigative method. I replied, "I eliminate the impossible, and everything that is left, no matter how improbable, is the truth."
After dispensing with the usual and customary ice breaker questions I was finally asked to describe my investigative method. I replied, "I eliminate the impossible, and everything that is left, no matter how improbable, is the truth."
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:26 am to fareplay
Remember that these interviewers don't necessarily enjoy doing interviews. So make it easy for them.
Come prepared with questions. In my experience, when a prospect asks things like "What's the team like?" and "What will I be doing the first few weeks?" it can transition the interviewer into thinking, okay, this is someone who is ready to get started.
Come prepared with questions. In my experience, when a prospect asks things like "What's the team like?" and "What will I be doing the first few weeks?" it can transition the interviewer into thinking, okay, this is someone who is ready to get started.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:28 am to fareplay
With Deloitte for an internship while I was in college. Interviewer tried to bully me. I told him don’t hire me lol
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:29 am to Cheese Grits
1st interview out of college. Job was for Rubbermaid in sales. Ask all sorts of typical questions, ask some scenario based sales questions. Then the curve ball.
You walk into your high school reunion and run into a woman who was in some of your classes. You take one look at her appearance and then congratulate her on her pregnancy. She looks at you and says that she isn't pregnant. What do you say?
Had nothing to do with anything else and through me completely. I looked at the guy like he was crazy. I told him I would never have been foolish enough to make that mistake. He told me I had to put myself in the situation and go with it. I told him I would not have done it. Went back and forth a few times like that before I gave a weak answer but by then I knew I was likely out.
You walk into your high school reunion and run into a woman who was in some of your classes. You take one look at her appearance and then congratulate her on her pregnancy. She looks at you and says that she isn't pregnant. What do you say?
Had nothing to do with anything else and through me completely. I looked at the guy like he was crazy. I told him I would never have been foolish enough to make that mistake. He told me I had to put myself in the situation and go with it. I told him I would not have done it. Went back and forth a few times like that before I gave a weak answer but by then I knew I was likely out.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:29 am to fareplay
Mine wasn't necessarily "hard," but it will forever stand out in my mind as the most "impossible" interview experience I ever had.
I was about 23 or 24 at the time, and the full interview was pretty lengthy for such a position, about half a day IIRC. I interviewed with about 4 different people over the span of 4 hours.
Everything was going fine until my last interview which was with the VP over the area I'd be working in.
It started off normal enough, but then he asked me why I wanted the job. In what I thought was a reasonable answer, I replied that I'm just starting my career, and want to learn more about the industry. The position description matches my degree and skillset, and that the company seems like a great place to work.
Well, that wasn't good enough apparently. He then asks "why do you really want this job?"
I'm sitting there thinking "dude, WTF more do you want from me?"
It got awkwardly personal, I reiterated that the industry was of interest to me, and why I chose my major in the first place. But he kept prodding me. It went so far as to me saying "Uhhhh, I suppose in the grand scheme of things, I want this job to be able to support a wife and kids and watch them grow up with a secure future."
And the whole time he's just sitting there with a condescending smile on his face, as if there's some sort of secret password to work for his company that I have no hope of guessing.
I didn't get the job. And that experience made me despise people who use their authority or decision-making capacity to play bullshite games of keep-away.
I was about 23 or 24 at the time, and the full interview was pretty lengthy for such a position, about half a day IIRC. I interviewed with about 4 different people over the span of 4 hours.
Everything was going fine until my last interview which was with the VP over the area I'd be working in.
It started off normal enough, but then he asked me why I wanted the job. In what I thought was a reasonable answer, I replied that I'm just starting my career, and want to learn more about the industry. The position description matches my degree and skillset, and that the company seems like a great place to work.
Well, that wasn't good enough apparently. He then asks "why do you really want this job?"
I'm sitting there thinking "dude, WTF more do you want from me?"
It got awkwardly personal, I reiterated that the industry was of interest to me, and why I chose my major in the first place. But he kept prodding me. It went so far as to me saying "Uhhhh, I suppose in the grand scheme of things, I want this job to be able to support a wife and kids and watch them grow up with a secure future."
And the whole time he's just sitting there with a condescending smile on his face, as if there's some sort of secret password to work for his company that I have no hope of guessing.
I didn't get the job. And that experience made me despise people who use their authority or decision-making capacity to play bullshite games of keep-away.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:40 am to fareplay
I’ve had two - but one wasn’t an interview really - it was the defense of my senior thesis in college - I got 3 Fs and 3 As - so a C - I realized professors are full of themselves and my grade had nothing to do with my work - it was who was aligned in the same ideology
The hardest real interview was with a reference department at a library - it was 3 men and me - and every answer I gave was wrong - then two of the guys got in an argument about how I would handle a situation and then they told me they didn’t want another woman in their department - which started another argument
The hardest real interview was with a reference department at a library - it was 3 men and me - and every answer I gave was wrong - then two of the guys got in an argument about how I would handle a situation and then they told me they didn’t want another woman in their department - which started another argument
Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:40 am to fareplay
Stryker. They wanted to know what position I played on the LSU football team. I busted out laughing and apparently that wasn’t appreciated. 

Posted on 3/9/23 at 10:44 am to chrome_daddy
What is the multi variant test? Is the position stat based?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 11:05 am to fareplay
The state police interview was pretty stressful. Panel interview with 15 to 20 people sitting at a U shaped table with a little desk in the middle for you to answer the questions from. That was after the PT portion, polygraph and Psych interview.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 11:06 am to fareplay
Don’t sweat it. Most people don’t get the job. Do your best, prepare, and then just try to show your best self
Posted on 3/9/23 at 11:07 am to fareplay
They asked if I had experience with about 9 different items and every answer was "no."
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Posted on 3/9/23 at 11:08 am to OldHickory
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I just wanted to yell, “I fricked your daughter!”
The purpose of an interview is to differentiate yourself from all the other job candidates.
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