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re: What training do you have in case of a real emergency

Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:21 pm to
The little day surgery boutique I was a dept. manager for made all of us take the tests and get certified as Federal Disaster Aid and Management Coordinators.

All this stuff about chain of command and reporting duties and methods, hierarchy of which state, local, fed agency does what with who. Real PITA stuff and completely unnecessary for a boutique surgery center.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:21 pm to
A very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:21 pm to
Mostly Bird Law
Posted by Lago Gato
Member since Dec 2018
2040 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:22 pm to
RN , CNN , ACLS , lots of first aid supplies. gun safe with mucho fire power with ammo . Freezer full with generator. I need a water purification system that’s doesn’t require electricity. I can cook anything on the green egg .
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34298 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

I have basic CRP, first aid skills ( trained to shooting victims)
and a few other upper-level management type training


but what about yall,,, nect hurricane how can you help

It appears as if you’re stroking out and someone might need to do CPR on you. Maybe CRP is a better technique though.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22021 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:23 pm to
I can hold my breath a long time.... that’s it.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

A very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.


i could distract you do easily
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33958 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:33 pm to
I'm trained to make decisions about who should receive treatment. Basically the guy who decides who lives and who dies.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:35 pm to
ACLS
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

What training do you have in case of a real emergency


Enough to take out someone with a tea cup. Yes, cock strong and a bad Mofo.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2987 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:47 pm to
CPR, but only to the beat of “I will survive”
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11344 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:57 pm to
My job mandates CPR training. Have to get re-certified in January
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:59 pm to
I hold the following certifications:

CIA
CISA
CISSP
CRMA
CIPP/US
CCSK
Advanced SOC
ISO 27001

These are really only helpful in very specific kinds of emergencies, though.

I also have a driver's license, which is probably more handy in a wider array of situations.
Posted by Big Block Stingray
Top down on open road
Member since Feb 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:03 pm to
Board Certified in Trauma

... but would be screwed in a real emergency like out with my daughter when she gets her first period kind of emergency.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64386 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:07 pm to
BAFERD

Bad arse frickin ER Doctor


quote:

but would be screwed in a real emergency like out with my daughter when she gets her first period kind of emergency.


Pffft survived having 3 teenage daughters at once
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 10:11 pm
Posted by Zip Monkey
Member since Nov 2019
1101 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:18 pm to
I can dial 911 on a professional level.
Posted by pfcTigah
Member since Feb 2010
313 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:04 am to
POST Certifide - cpr, first aid training. Im confident I can handle most situations.
This post was edited on 11/28/19 at 1:17 am
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11489 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 1:58 am to
[and a few other upper-level management type training]


a brag....


needs stay out of the way, type training
Posted by MaroonWhite
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Member since Oct 2012
3784 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 6:59 am to
Certified lifeguard and CPR back in the day.

I took annual CPR training for several years and I'm confident I could still do it if the need arose.
This post was edited on 11/28/19 at 6:59 am
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8620 posts
Posted on 11/28/19 at 7:12 am to
I taught 'Unarmed Self Defense' and 'Close Quarter Combat' in the Army for about 10 years.
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