Started By
Message

What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren

Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:02 pm
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20857 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:02 pm
Mine is…

“Never trust a fart”

And

“Never waste a boner”
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
181231 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:05 pm to
Don’t root for Louisiana teams if you want the referee on your side
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1893 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:05 pm to
Move away from people that annoy you
Posted by Sampson
10th state chartered
Member since Mar 2012
25307 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:07 pm to
Never quit. unless restraining orders get filed.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6703 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:08 pm to
Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4831 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:14 pm to
Start saving money for retirement in your early 20s, even if it's just $200/month. Then keep doing it & increasing the amount over time.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104623 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:15 pm to
Always use a trash bag 2 sizes bigger than the trash can.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81933 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:20 pm to
Show up on time and do your job. People will think you're indispensable. (But you are expendable.)
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81933 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Start saving money for retirement in your early 20s, even if it's just $200/month. Then keep doing it & increasing the amount over time
This too.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2789 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:24 pm to
Compounding interest is 8th wonder of the world.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56743 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:25 pm to
Don't be an idiot.
Posted by Respect
Member since Oct 2026
28 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:27 pm to
"Respect yourself and others will respect you."

-Confucius

#Respect
This post was edited on 10/18/26 at 8:15 am
Posted by BU Bear In BR
NOLA
Member since Apr 2022
679 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:29 pm to
Life's hard. Deal with it. Don't cry like a bitch when it doesn't go your way
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81933 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

"Respect yourself and others will respect you."

-Confucious

#Respect

"Butcher who back into grinder get behind in orders."

-Confucius
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11645 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:36 pm to
Don’t lend family money. Either give nothing or give it and forget you gave it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135334 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 9:55 pm to
"Fartin' is Flirtin'"
This post was edited on 10/17/26 at 9:56 pm
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
6136 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:01 pm to
Don't stick your dick in, crazy.
Posted by Megasaurus
Member since Dec 2017
1695 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren



"They don't think it be like it is, but it do"
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8329 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:30 pm to
If youre gonna pull out always do it 2 pumps before you think you need to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104973 posts
Posted on 10/17/26 at 10:33 pm to
Take it easy, if it’s easy take it 3 times but don’t name it after me
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

Facebook•X•Instagram