re: What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren

When you realize your boss is an idiot, tell him to go frick himself running and go get a real job.

Anything you've seen me do, heard I've done, or think I might have done, do the opposite.

Don't drink to much. Alcoholism runs in the family.

If it floats, flies or fricks, rent it.

Same thing my grandfather told me "Don't piss on the electric fence".

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Money can't buy happiness but it's better to be rich and miserable than poor and miserable

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The sage advice is this:

Money buys freedom.

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Life is too short to be miserable all the time.

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Happiness is a choice.

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you can't please everyone So you got to please yourself

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Don’t lend family money. Either give nothing or give it and forget you gave it.

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Best $50 I ever spent was “lending” it to my no account nephew. Didn’t have to see his sorry arse for a decade after that. Sadly, he eventually paid it back (no interest though)

Find a good woman and marry her, don’t date whores like grandpa did.

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What “sage” advice will you pass along to your grandchildren

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Don't use too much in the turkey brine