- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
0
Posted on 1/12/25 at 11:27 am to cbree88
- People who play Professional Sports can not make more money than our Special Forces :
Navy Seals
Marine Recons
Air Force Para Troopers
Army Green Berets
All Fighter Pilots
- Any crime against a child is mandatory 100 year prison sentence and your stay must be paid for by your family and if Family can’t or is unwilling you are to be put to death.
- Rape is mandatory 100 year Prison Sentence and your stay must be paid for by your family and if Family can’t or is unwilling you are to be put to death.
- If you are caught wearing your pants sagging so your arse shows, you will be sentenced to 5 years working free of charge on the rodeo circuit as a rodeo clown.
Damn I got a lot more but that’s just off the top of my head in 5 minutes.
Navy Seals
Marine Recons
Air Force Para Troopers
Army Green Berets
All Fighter Pilots
- Any crime against a child is mandatory 100 year prison sentence and your stay must be paid for by your family and if Family can’t or is unwilling you are to be put to death.
- Rape is mandatory 100 year Prison Sentence and your stay must be paid for by your family and if Family can’t or is unwilling you are to be put to death.
- If you are caught wearing your pants sagging so your arse shows, you will be sentenced to 5 years working free of charge on the rodeo circuit as a rodeo clown.
Damn I got a lot more but that’s just off the top of my head in 5 minutes.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:31 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
What’s the litmus test for determining whether a worker is being exploited versus using their free will to accept the sacrifices of investing in themselves to build their resume?
That’s easy. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses. Without it you see the violence inherent in the system.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 12:34 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
quote:
At the end of my reign, I would institute law that would require supreme executive power be wielded by whoever some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:12 pm to Breesus
quote:
That’s easy. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses. Without it you see the violence inherent in the system.
Elaborate.
Does a country’s leader just look out for areas where employees are waging a revolt and then intervene after a violent revolt has already begun?
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:16 pm to cbree88
1) Get rid of Daylight Savings Time
2) Women can’t vote
3) Shoot all trial lawyers
2) Women can’t vote
3) Shoot all trial lawyers
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:20 pm to cbree88
1) All would have to refer to me as Dear Leader.
2) Anyone misusing “literally” would have their balls cut off and shoved up their nose.
3) I would institute a strict no Muslim policy. Any Muslim wanting to enter the USA, or avoid being deported, would have to publicly renounce Islam.
4) I would institute a strict anti-discrimination law designed to end affirmative action, DEI, Woke, etc.
5) Anyone misusing “literally” a second time would have their tongues cut out.
2) Anyone misusing “literally” would have their balls cut off and shoved up their nose.
3) I would institute a strict no Muslim policy. Any Muslim wanting to enter the USA, or avoid being deported, would have to publicly renounce Islam.
4) I would institute a strict anti-discrimination law designed to end affirmative action, DEI, Woke, etc.
5) Anyone misusing “literally” a second time would have their tongues cut out.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:26 pm to Penrod
I literally was thinking the same literal thing.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:50 pm to cypresstiger
Abolish the death penalty taking the government out of it.
Allow the family of the victim to decide manner of punishment including execution and allow the family to carry it out.
Allow the family of the victim to decide manner of punishment including execution and allow the family to carry it out.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 2:57 pm to cbree88
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:01 pm to cbree88
quote:
laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?
1. Transfer $1 trillion dollars into my bank account.
2. Transfer ownership of the US Virgin Islands to my shell corporation.
3. Resign
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:09 pm to cbree88
If you blare your shitty poo poo noise window rattling bass music
Sagging pants and you aren't doing manual labor?
Tomatoes in Gumbo?
Soupy "Jambalaya"?
Dry Jambalaya?
Sagging pants and you aren't doing manual labor?
Tomatoes in Gumbo?
Soupy "Jambalaya"?
Dry Jambalaya?
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:12 pm to cbree88
All prison terms are open ended, and your behavior in prison determines when you will get out. Also, terms would be a credit/ debit system.
Example: Robbery - ten year term. Earn college degree- take 2 years off of your sentence. Commit assault in prison - add 2 years. Prison rape - add 5 years. Volunteer to teach other prisoners - - take 1 year off. learn a skill and get certified - take 2 years off, etc. In other words, if you act like an animal in prison, then you will never leave prison. Most prisoners are released into society, so why not prepare them to make them productive members of society and reduced recidivism, while making sure the animals stay caged?
Example: Robbery - ten year term. Earn college degree- take 2 years off of your sentence. Commit assault in prison - add 2 years. Prison rape - add 5 years. Volunteer to teach other prisoners - - take 1 year off. learn a skill and get certified - take 2 years off, etc. In other words, if you act like an animal in prison, then you will never leave prison. Most prisoners are released into society, so why not prepare them to make them productive members of society and reduced recidivism, while making sure the animals stay caged?
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:12 pm to cbree88
I'd ban social media and in HS if two kids have a problem with each other they have to go get in a ring and put the gloves on.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:20 pm to cbree88
I'd make anyone, any network, any institution that plays Kendrick Lamar's they are not like us serve jail time for playing the song.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 3:31 pm to cbree88
First order of business, and it is NON-NEGOTIABLE: The manufacture and sale of yoga pants above a size MEDIUM is hereby ILLEGAL, subject to hefty fines and public floggings.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 4:21 pm to mtntiger
OMG,LOL after reading responses for death penalty for trivial things like spitting gum, etc, yall sob’s need Jesus! LOL
Posted on 1/12/25 at 4:37 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
Does a country’s leader just look out for areas where employees are waging a revolt and then intervene after a violent revolt has already begun?
You could try that, but you’d just be a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes are always repressed.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:07 pm to cbree88
You steal, loose a hand. Murder someone and you die the same way but the day after conviction. No appeal. Rape, pecker gets cut off. Fingerprint scan for food stamp use and only by person issued.
Page 7 of 8
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News