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re: What is your technique to win a fist fight?

Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Wax on, wax off
Posted by danilo
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Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Shoot double leg hips over hips wrist control punches to face
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:03 pm to
Always check their knuckles first
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
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Posted by atxfan
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Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27595 posts
Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:04 pm to
Back up until I can't.

Try to land a very unexpected kick about 6 inches below the knee.

It's been a dozen years probably since I had to hit someone.

I grabbed him by his belt and slammed him. He stabbed me in the forearm

Junkie prick.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:05 pm to
Outrun the wheelchair
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:06 pm to
" I can't let you get close"

IYKYK
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:07 pm to
I've found that in confrontations of other white dudes of similar age and life status, whoever can make the other one feel dumb for being aggressive wins
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
Since you sound very uncertain, you should just offer to buy them a cherry limeade and call it a day.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
Offer to split an order of mozzarella sticks, duh.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Strike first, strike hard.


Straight to the nose, then throat..
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
I first try to diffuse the situation over chili cheese coneys and cherry limeades.

Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
won the battle... lost the war
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
Hit them more than they hit me if I can't leave the situation.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:11 pm to
Baw answer? "You don't know my mindset bro, I see red and it's hell on earth for anyone in my way!"






Real answer? Avoid that shite with all possible effort. Basically nothing good can happen but a whole lot of bad can whether you "win" or not.







If pushed and no other option is available, judo throw to a knee on belly. Disengage while he is disoriented and haul arse outta there before his boys jump in.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:14 pm to
I'm past my prime, so I'd be more likely to just tell them to go away so I can order my food, tbh.


Anyway, even if you aren't a fan of country music, give this song a listen. There's definitely a lesson involved. We've all known someone who could've learned from it- maybe even ourselves.

"The Winner"
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 1:25 pm
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