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re: What is your technique to win a fist fight?

Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Crusty
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Wax on, wax off
Posted by danilo
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Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:02 pm to
Shoot double leg hips over hips wrist control punches to face
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:03 pm to
Always check their knuckles first
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted by atxfan
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Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:04 pm to
Back up until I can't.

Try to land a very unexpected kick about 6 inches below the knee.

It's been a dozen years probably since I had to hit someone.

I grabbed him by his belt and slammed him. He stabbed me in the forearm

Junkie prick.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
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Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:05 pm to
Outrun the wheelchair
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:06 pm to
" I can't let you get close"

IYKYK
Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:07 pm to
I've found that in confrontations of other white dudes of similar age and life status, whoever can make the other one feel dumb for being aggressive wins
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
Since you sound very uncertain, you should just offer to buy them a cherry limeade and call it a day.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
Offer to split an order of mozzarella sticks, duh.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Strike first, strike hard.


Straight to the nose, then throat..
Posted by TejasHorn
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
I first try to diffuse the situation over chili cheese coneys and cherry limeades.

Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
won the battle... lost the war
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:10 pm to
Hit them more than they hit me if I can't leave the situation.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:11 pm to
Baw answer? "You don't know my mindset bro, I see red and it's hell on earth for anyone in my way!"






Real answer? Avoid that shite with all possible effort. Basically nothing good can happen but a whole lot of bad can whether you "win" or not.







If pushed and no other option is available, judo throw to a knee on belly. Disengage while he is disoriented and haul arse outta there before his boys jump in.
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
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Posted on 3/30/23 at 1:14 pm to
I'm past my prime, so I'd be more likely to just tell them to go away so I can order my food, tbh.


Anyway, even if you aren't a fan of country music, give this song a listen. There's definitely a lesson involved. We've all known someone who could've learned from it- maybe even ourselves.

"The Winner"
This post was edited on 3/30/23 at 1:25 pm
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