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re: What is the proper way for a man to shake a woman’s hand?

Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:21 pm to
Thumb parallel with your hand instead of perpendicular
Posted by DingLeeBerry
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:37 pm to
Firm and strong.....they like it that way!
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:39 pm to
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42946 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:41 pm to
And i always offer my hand as i'm introduced in business settings. I have never heard of that gentleman's rule on not offering unless she offers her hand first, so i'm definitely going to continue to offer first. I've just always personally thought it's rude not to offer my hand.
Posted by bamagreycoat
Member since Oct 2012
5749 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

Grab Her By The Pussy


Hahahahahaha, I will never not laugh at somebody posting or saying this for the rest of my life. I'm sorry for bringing politics to the OT but cajunangelle kicked me off the Poli Board. I hope that whore Hillary Rodham Clinton stays up nights knowing she is so hated that she got defeated by a silly bastard that got caught saying "Grab Them By The Pussy"
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68914 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:57 pm to
Put your hand out first, palm very subtly raised up, and let her grab it how she wants. Reciprocate in a like manner. It's easy because very few women will jump the gun on handshakes.

If the woman does get her hand out first, grip normally and shake. If it's too hard, that's her problem.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
10780 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:15 pm to
I always heard that you should wait for the woman to first extend her hand and then return the gesture.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:18 pm to
When I shake a man's hand, I give a tighter grip, when I shake a woman's hand, I do the same without giving a tighter grip.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:17 pm to
Lightly grab fingers. lift up not down. Release.
Posted by BeYou
DFW
Member since Oct 2012
6036 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:27 pm to
I always match the intensity/firmness of the handshake for females.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:39 pm to
This is the third Ike now this gif has been posted. You frickers need to start reading the thread first.
This post was edited on 11/7/17 at 10:40 pm
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23306 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:05 am to
The worst is when you offer a handshake to a woman and it catches her off guard.

The second worst is these jack arse guys that like to put 100psi of force with a handshake. Firm is proper, not as hard as you can jackass.

I agree it's routinely very awkward, upper level female professionals and execs are often experienced. But young execs and professional women are routinely poor at this imo. Very very weak, none, or limp wristed.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73484 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:09 am to
quote:

proper way for a man to shake a woman’s hand


left handed.. so you can check for a ring.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:15 am to
Well, you take the sandwich from her hand, then slap her on the arse when she heads back to the kitchen.

Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:16 am to
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Everyone on here has something different to say about this, proving that it’s awkward and that there’s really no clear cut “correct” way to do it.


of course there is a correct way to handle this, just that many people are stupid and the correct way to do things has been thrown in the dust bin, for "progress" you know.

Etiquette is that a man does not initiate a hand shake with a female, but may return one. Of course only a bull dyke with something to prove asks a man to shake her hand like she is a dude. But that's feminism for you.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48861 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:16 am to
quote:

What is the best way to do this?

I usually stick her hand in my pants and wiggle for her.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25888 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

What is the proper way for a man to shake a woman’s hand?


Women deserve respect. Look her in the eye and grab her hand firmly, but not forcefully....

Then spin her inward into full embrace, making sure you smush the boobs into your chest.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:22 am to
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2466 posts
Posted on 11/8/17 at 9:45 am to
First allow the woman to extend her hand first and shake it just firmly enough to show her that you are not a squish.
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