re: What is the funniest thing you've witnessed on a golf course?

We had a group behind us hit into us three times on a Saturday morning with the course stacked up and no where to go. Finally my friend that ended up playing college golf pulls his 3 wood and the ball the hit at us back at them... They came bitch to us and he just told them we'll be returning fire from now on.

Was playing with some friends and we were on a par 3 that had a pond right before the green. One guy got up and hit a tee shot that didn't get no more than 3 feet off the ground. Low and behold, the ball was headed straight for a goose and hit it right square in the head killing it instantly. He was scared, the rest of us were


Good times

Tie a fake snake to a flag and tuck it in the cup.

when someone grabs the flag and yanks it, the snake will jump out and the person will start to back up, but since the snake is attached to the flag, it will "chase" them. Pretty funny

Little brother bet us he could clear the "ditch" on the left side of LSU #14 with a running start. He splashed hard

Another friend who drinks more than he plays put a dead squirrel on top of someone's golf bag. It fell down into the bag and he was shaking the bag for a while to get it out bc it was stuck in between the club dividers. I would've killed him. You don't mess with another man's bag

After playing like shite all round a friend hit it in the water off the tee on a par 3. He walked over to the cart and slammed his club down in to the front of the golf cart. The shaft snapped in half and the club head bounced back in to his nuts. It wasn't hard enough to hurt him and he claimed it hit his stomach, but we all know the truth.

He's lucky the broken end of the shaft didn't bounce up and hit him in the face.

Three guys from work and I went out to play 9 at a local course after work one day. One of our group, Dan, is not a frequent golfer and isn't horrible but isn't very good either. Despite that, he tends to have a low boiling point and gets frustrated and down on himself a lot. He was also playing with an ancient set of clubs that Bobby Jones might have used at some point and carrying them around in a bag at least as old.

On this particular day we were walking and were on the 9th hole. Dan was already at the end of his rope. He had hit a number of bad shots and after each one, you could hear him muttering under his breath about what a shitty golfer he was, what the hell was he even doing out here, etc. So we all teed off on 9 with Dan going last. He topped his drive and it rolled maybe 75 yards down the fairway and we all started off to our own balls. Dan's shot had not met his expectations and he picked up his bag, slung it over his shoulder and on his way up the fairway slammed the driver down into his relic of a golf bag.

The impact of the club on the bottom of the bag was more than it could take. The bottom of the bag blew out, spilling all of his clubs into the middle of the fairway. The rest of us heard the noise and turned around to witness the yard sale and Dan, red-faced, trying to gather up his clubs. We all just lost it and doubled over laughing. The rest of that hole was hysterical with Dan's useless golf bag on one shoulder and all his clubs gathered up haphazardly in his arms like Steve Martin in The Jerk. Every time he hit another shot (which he did a lot) he'd have to drop all his clubs on the ground and then re-gather them up afterwards. I don't think I ever laughed that much on a golf course.

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So your friend was carrying 250 in the air?

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OMG!!!! 250 in the air! impossible!

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I did this to a 30lb fox squirrel once, sounded like a b-52 when it hit the ground

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30lb fox squirrel huh.
you know an actual fox doesn't even weigh 20lbs right?

I'll chalk it up to an OT idiot, unless you meant to say 3 and not 30.

No shite, huh?