re: What is the funniest thing you've witnessed on a golf course?

Almost ran his Dad over in the process. Good times! Many beers were consumed later that day.

One golfer had been talking smack to the other the entire 18 holes. If he hit it in the sand, the guy came up, patted him on the back, and said "nice shot, Saddam." If he hit the ball weakly, the guy would say "way to hit the ball, sugar britches." On the way off the course, in the parking lot, the guy that talked smack went to apologize to his friend, and, from behind, put his hand on the fellow's shoulder to have him stop so apologies could be made. Well, the guy was still mad, and went to knock the guy's hand off his shoulder; somehow, he accidentally slapped the guy upside his head. 2 guys with six figure incomes were brawling in the parking lot. Not one of my more fun golf outings.

Playing on a very nice private course here in northern VA. Got invited by a patient one of the foursome took care of, free of charge so had to jump at the opportunity. Friend of mine airmails a tee shot on a par 4 near the end of the course, goes straight up no more than 50 yards infront of us but off to the right side of the fairway. Ball comes out of orbit and hits this slate roof and is loud as hell. We come riding up and find this 70ish year old lady standing there in her bathrobe and newspaper by her back patio. She asks "did you just hit my house?" My buddy replies with a courteous "yes ma'am, i apologize and hope i didn't cause any damage."

This sweet old lady follows up with "well, i've lived here for 15 years and my house has never been hit by a golf ball before.......doesn't say much for your golf game does it?"

My buddy humbly responds with "no ma'am, sure doesn't"

I was dying laughing from the cart, the rest of the foursome couldn't stop laughing at the green when I told them

We were playing at Lsu golf course where we bet 40 bucks a cart 2 on 2 and if you didnt finish your beer before you made your putt on each hole it counted as a stroke. We get all the way to 14 and are all hammered and had to drive back past one. There were about 5 or 6 carts waiting to tee off and my buddy driving the other cart smashed into a parked cart with no one in it right by the first tee. While about 10 people watched in disbelief he calmly put the cart in reverse and drove to 15, without saying a word.