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What is the funniest thing you've witnessed on a golf course?

Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:03 am
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:03 am
We had a group who kept hitting into us after we offered several times for them to play through. Their leader was notorious @ LSU golf course and the men's basketball program. We were probably 12/13, so finally, after they hit into us for a 4th time, my buddy took a shite in the final hole and we hid nearby. The sight of watching the first victim yank his hand out of the cup, flinging shite all of the green was priceless, his partners were rolling on the green as well.

MCK's CSB of the day.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 11:29 am
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:09 am to
macho teenaged boys who talked a good game, in a match set up by bragging by the pool,
at my parents' (therefore mine too) club being outplayed by a girl.
Girl got golf scholarship to Vanderbilt.

I just walked behind it all smoking a cig, and marveled.
I had not yet tamed my driver, so I had no pretense to being even avg.







Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:09 am to
did you hear about the guy that broke his leg last week at TPC?






He fell off the ball washer
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81648 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:09 am to
Not much, so this will be lame. My BIL hit a drive on 18 at Ellic CC so low that the ball hit the forward tee marker and bounced back into 17 fairway. First, it was funny to see the whole group hit the deck AFTER the ball was past us. Then, he's now on his second shot about 50 yards farther out than the tee box.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31145 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:10 am to
Not a thing that I saw myself, but this is the funniest story. Go to 24:45 of episode 9. This is my friends podcast (2 chicks, where they talk about sports and dating, and bring hot takes on usually erroneous information). But the story had me laughing out loud at work yesterday.

LINK
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 11:12 am
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2435 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Ellic CC


rapides CC?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:11 am to
Friend lost a bet, had to pull his britches down to his ankles, and hit a tee shot.


Don't worry he was facing away from us...
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:11 am to
Saw KR throw a 7 iron at the cart from 10's tee at LSU and almost kill BeaverPRO


Then I ran KR over with my golf cart, and sent him to the hospital.

We wuz drankin
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:12 am to
my mom shanked a 7 iron and hit my dad directly in the dick on a family vacation to Callaway Gardens
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43851 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:12 am to
Saw a guy hit a tee shot, with a driver, backwards without it hitting anything.

This wasn't on purpose.
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5715 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:12 am to
Saw a juice head beat up three drunk guys in their mid 40s. It was like a movie, they came at him one at a time. He would drop one, then the other would come. He would drop that one, then the third would come at him. Each guy got taken down twice before they stopped. Nothing like playing golf in Carencro, LA
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Callaway Gardens




Cool place. I like it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:14 am to
Saw Nick Saban Jr. in HS drive a golf cart at LSU into the giant concrete ditch.

I saw him after our round in the pro shop and he didn't seem to be in any trouble. Wonder why...

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:14 am to
A few years ago the day before one of my BIL's wedding, I decided to let my other BIL (age 9 at the time) drive the cart from the 18th tee box. Long story short, the wheel was slightly turned, he mashed the gas, and he ran us straight into the ball washer. Almost uprooted the thing He got so embarrassed, I almost felt bad while I was laughing. Luckily, no one saw, so I was able to stand it back up and finish the round.

ETA: This was at Metairie CC too, so that made it funnier to me.
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 11:18 am
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:14 am to
I saw this happen at Sherwood one afternoon, kid hit a ball marker/stake that held the rope in place on the driving range. Ricochets and ends up blowing out the huge arse window of the old 19th hole.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108746 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:15 am to
quote:

my mom shanked a 7 iron and hit my dad directly in the dick on a family vacation to Callaway Gardens
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:16 am to
Played right tehind a guy at Braithwaite who was playing in white shrimp boots. Then watched him knock the fuq out of the ball straight down the middle of the fairway.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53615 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:16 am to
quote:

quote:
Callaway Gardens





Cool place. I like it.



yeah, we went every summer for a week when we were growing up. so much shite to do there. I would like to go back if I can get my swing back
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:17 am to
This wasn't funny for me, but my playing partners were cracking up.

I took a full power swing with a 3 iron at BRCC and the ball was resting on an oak tree root that I didn't see. Club broke in half and I fractured my wrist.

Pretty sure my drunk a-hole friend fell out of the cart laughing
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 11:17 am to
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