What is the drunkest you have ever been on the job?

Never been drunk at work. I feel like that would put me over the line from just a drunk, to an alcoholic.

I was 16 and went to my job at subway drunk on purpose.... this girl I wanted to bang invited me to six flags. I said "u gotta give me about 30 mins then come get me" got fired in 15 and was at six flags within the hour. Got laid didn't care about the scolding I got from the parents the next day.

One time I threw a guitar into the audience, Perfectly fine ESP LTD EC-1000ET.

That was a combo of benzos and alcohol though.

blackout drunk. pissed in a trashcan.

it was my birthday though so its okay.

I usually get pretty loaded if I have a presentation to give. Of course, that also means my bosses are usually there, so I have to be pretty careful. I'll catch my self stuttering a lot, etc., but I play it off as nervousness.

Trashy

Circa 2000 I was a Chinese food delivery driver. It was normal to drink a few beers while delivering. There was a Saturday when a buddy of mine was supposed to work for me that night so I was day drinking whiskey at the lake all day. I can't remember what happened but he backed out and I had to deliver that night. Driving the speed limit to avoid getting pulled over made for a painfully long night. I can't remember if I made good money that night or not but it was an awful night nonetheless.

Btw... I was NOT drinking beer while delivering that night.

There was a Fourth of July one year that I was puking in a garbage can at work when no one was looking. By the time work was over, I could barely stand up.

We had a 2 month project like 6 years ago that required working 8 am to 4 am almost everyday for 2 months. After the regular crew left at 5, we'd start drinking and order a bunch of trays of food. We didn't get smashed, but we made it fun. Billing 2 days in 1 was awesome too.