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re: What is the Conversion Rate for Lesbians turning back into Heterosexual?
Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:21 am to HubbaBubba
Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:21 am to HubbaBubba
One of my favorite jokes from a comedian on the subject
If lesbians are real, why are none of their sex toys shaped like lady parts?
If lesbians are real, why are none of their sex toys shaped like lady parts?
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Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:33 am to Champagne
I worked with a lesbian chick about 25 years ago, she's probably 60 now. Pretty good looking. She said once or twice she would frick a man to make sure she was still lesbian. She's remains a lesbian today despite trying dick annually for the last 30 years or so.
I also know a girl that was a married lesbian, who is now married to married to man and they have 2 kids together.
I also knew 2 lesbians that we're married. The butch cheated and took the wife of married man. The married man and the lipstick lesbian that got cheated on got together and are now married with a kid.
I'm not a math wizard to figure out those odds.
I also know a girl that was a married lesbian, who is now married to married to man and they have 2 kids together.
I also knew 2 lesbians that we're married. The butch cheated and took the wife of married man. The married man and the lipstick lesbian that got cheated on got together and are now married with a kid.
I'm not a math wizard to figure out those odds.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:35 am to Champagne
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Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:49 am to Champagne
They killed Anne Heche for doing that
Posted on 6/14/26 at 9:58 am to Hennigan
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All women are at least a little gay.
If the woman likes tequila, there’s a lesbian lurking somewhere in that bottle.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 10:02 am to CHEDBALLZ
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I also knew 2 lesbians that we're married. The butch cheated and took the wife of married man. The married man and the lipstick lesbian that got cheated on got together and are now married with a kid. I'm not a math wizard to figure out those odds.
Odds appear to be one in two, his first wife then his second.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 11:41 am to TigerintheNO
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They killed Anne Heche for doing that
She was annoying AF but was sexy as hell at times. For some reason, I had a thing for her.
Though I wanted to hate her
Just one of those things
Posted on 6/14/26 at 11:43 am to Champagne
quote:After college ends. . .99.9999999%
What is the Conversion Rate for Lesbians turning back into Heterosexual?
Posted on 6/14/26 at 1:10 pm to athenslife101
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Didn’t bother me in the least nor should it anyone
Well, aren’t you just the arbiter of what other people should think. It’s tacky for a hetero couple to make out in public. I don’t want to see that. And I sure as hell don’t want to see two chicks making out. What about people with young children that happen to walk by? You think it’s right for them to see that and have to explain that deviant lifestyle to their young children? It’s not. So take your me. tolerant, open minded act and realize that some stuff just isn’t appropriate in public.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 1:45 pm to Lou Loomis
Became friends with a cute college coed in our complex's gym. She said that many coeds are bi curious initially but come graduation, they are looking for more security in their sex lives.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 1:50 pm to Champagne
quote:
What is the Conversion Rate for Lesbians turning back into Heterosexual?
32.33 (repeating, of course) percent
Posted on 6/14/26 at 2:15 pm to Champagne
I feel like most lipstick lesbos are opportunists. They can be whatever they need to be for the situation. The butch lesbos aren’t changing teams. Same with gay men.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 2:21 pm to Poker_hog
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I feel like most lipstick lesbos are opportunists.
This is why you never see a 9 who's a lesbian. They always look like they'd fit right in at the plumbing department at Ace Hardware though.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 2:56 pm to OweO
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I remember thinking "a real lesbian that looks girly. What a rare siting"
I don’t find that rare. My son married a girl whose sister is gay. Her wife is a like you described - an OT5 who is moderately feminine. When I was in college I knew a Ponchatoula couple in which the woman, a very feminine OT7 or 8, flipped to gay.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 2:58 pm to Champagne
The OP think his wife is turning into a lesbian.
Posted on 6/14/26 at 3:47 pm to Champagne
You have watched too much porn lol most actual lesbians look like an adolescent boy or a bull dyke. I guess you could try and convert one but why would you want to? If you are just looking to sleep with a couple of girls then you are going to be disappointed. It’s confusing and awkward but fun to watch in person. In terms of an actual sexual experience though it is overrated
Posted on 6/14/26 at 4:18 pm to Rip Torner
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If you are just looking to sleep with a couple of girls then you are going to be disappointed. It’s confusing and awkward but fun to watch in person. In terms of an actual sexual experience though it is overrated
What are you telling us here?
Posted on 6/14/26 at 4:44 pm to Champagne
That it’s overrated and awkward, but in my defense I didn’t set out to do it. It kind of just happened one night with her roommate and so I wasn’t able to prepare myself mentally. You don’t want to seem too eager with the other girl AND the girl you are actually with may get weird after it happens. Other people may have had better experiences but I guess it’s cool to say you experienced it but the idea of it is far more enticing the actual event
Posted on 6/14/26 at 5:01 pm to Rip Torner
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it’s cool to say you experienced it but the idea of it is far more enticing the actual event
concur
Posted on 6/14/26 at 5:30 pm to SallysHuman
Nah… I know a lot of lesbians.
Some of those girls were born different.
I’m sure a hormone panel would explain it scientifically, but they were built different.
But I’ve also met some stripper types who were lesbians due to bad run ins or being so cynical about men that they’d date women but hustle men at the club for money.
There are also lesbians who if they can pull what they consider a true high value guy will switch teams. It’s almost like for some of them they couldn’t get something they wanted in the dating pool so they just said F it and started dating women.
The world is full of misfit toys.
Some of those girls were born different.
I’m sure a hormone panel would explain it scientifically, but they were built different.
But I’ve also met some stripper types who were lesbians due to bad run ins or being so cynical about men that they’d date women but hustle men at the club for money.
There are also lesbians who if they can pull what they consider a true high value guy will switch teams. It’s almost like for some of them they couldn’t get something they wanted in the dating pool so they just said F it and started dating women.
The world is full of misfit toys.
This post was edited on 6/14/26 at 5:34 pm
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