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Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:13 am to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
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Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:13 am to
Fire sauce from Taco Bell.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175983 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:14 am to
mineral oil and have your BF pull out
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
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Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:21 am to
Magnesium sulfate.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11303 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Tried Community, not working


Try it as an enema.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
10511 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:27 am to
Seriously. Just eat two yellow dragon fruit and calm it a day.

You will 100% be cleaned out
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54723 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:33 am to
Question for the older folks on TD

Can you buy the colonoscopy "juice" over the counter in a non prescription version?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13574 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:39 am to
Ask your doctor for a prescription for Golytely.

You will be as clean as a whistle in a few hours. Dont make plans for anything that does not involve sitting on a toilet.

Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28432 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:56 am to
Miralax every hour with lots of water
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3149 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:57 am to
Miralax.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12961 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 10:58 am to
Taco Bell and a 12 pack of PBR

The following morning have 2 cups of coffee and scrambled eggs.

You will be cleaned out.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Question for the older folks on TD Can you buy the colonoscopy "juice" over the counter in a non prescription version?


I would like to also know the answer to this question.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54723 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:07 am to
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Golytely.


First 15mins and every particulate in your system will be out.

Next 8 - 12 hours, lots of pissing out of your backside every 15 min.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
540 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:10 am to
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
5062 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:13 am to
Drink a half gallon of prune juice.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:15 am to
Posted by Julz5198
Member since Mar 2023
393 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:39 am to
The recipe for the colonoscopy juice is as follows —-4 Docolax tablets. Three hours later, 1-28oz gatorade with 4oz of Miralax mixed. Three hours later, the second bottle of Gatorade with the Miralax. I did this last Friday. It worked when stool softeners, suppositories, and even Magnesium Citrate didn’t work
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3141 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:39 am to
cold black coffee and a Marlboro Red.

Actually magnesium in the proper formulation is the best.
This post was edited on 9/18/23 at 11:41 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20152 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:44 am to
Bad cocaine
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
1817 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:45 am to
Lunch buffet at Mr. Gatti’s
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23106 posts
Posted on 9/18/23 at 11:51 am to
Magnesium Citrate capsules or milk of magnesia.
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