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re: What is the allure to driving a jacked up vehicle?

Posted on 8/12/23 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1797 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 4:35 pm to
I’ll bite, what else you pushing?

I have a 20’ ram leveled for appearances while a 993 turbo gathers dust in the garage next to the dustier Urus.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 4:46 pm to
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My wife (no pics) says dudes that drive those big lifted trucks have little penis syndrome


You're okay w your wife out there banging short dick men?

You must suck in bed.

(Pun intended)
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18789 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 5:03 pm to
I’ve got a 2021 X5M. I had a midlife crisis at 40 and spent 200k on cars one day drunk in my pool

Took forever for my 250 to come in. I ordered it mid summer in 2021.

I’ve got a Tesla MP3 as my daily.
This post was edited on 8/12/23 at 5:37 pm
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
2204 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 6:28 pm to
I look at them like trashy tattoos. It does all the work for me in determining someone is low IQ without me having to go through any effort to figure it out.
Posted by easyas123
Member since Jan 2021
151 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:02 pm to
She obviously doesn’t get out much. I have lowered and raised vehicles. I have a Jeep wrangler JKU with 11” of lift and 44” tires and a lowered Z06 corvette. I’d be glad to let here ride all three. I can promise you she will never say that again.
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My wife (no pics) says dudes that drive those big lifted trucks have little penis syndrome
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8521 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:10 pm to
Small nuts, and if it’s loud as shite it’s also probably overachieving for something else that might be on the smaller size. Do the people that drive those loud arse trucks really think people give a shite. If people could get away with sniping a MF’er driving those attention getters, the world would be a better place.
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
2143 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:32 pm to
Stupid but then again, so is the general populace.

I have a leveled King Ranch. Provides abt 1.5" lift. All u need for basic off road uses like duck/deer hunting, off pavement travel for backpacking, etc.
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7709 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:45 pm to
Because they don’t need it and aren’t saving appropriately for their retirements. Selfishness setting their family back day in and day out. When they’re 50, they will start pointing fingers at the government, politics, inflation, etc as to why they’re behind in life.

Meanwhile they’ll continue to be a drain on society and looking for someone else to forgive their debts."


Such anger!(with an unfortunate dose of insanity thrown in)
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16797 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:51 pm to
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When they’re 50, they will start pointing fingers at the government, politics, inflation, etc as to why they’re behind in life.

Aka becoming a politard?
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2062 posts
Posted on 8/12/23 at 10:56 pm to
It’s called “presenting” in the animal kingdom.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2481 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 1:00 am to
You've never been able to look down on people in traffic have you. Sorry about that.

Lifted Wrangler...not for the above...but to fit the 35's under it. The 35'w let me roll over woodsy stuff with less effort. My superior posture is just a bonus.

But still not as high as a semi. That I get in my F350. Definitely looking down and in on ya'll.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52552 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 4:57 am to
It’s like those drapes that are 12” too long and hang all over the floor.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27877 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 6:03 am to
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Because we want it, we can afford it and the gas. My wifes 2022 Cherokee L Summit has one also. My golf cart has a lift as well as my heavy duty gardening pull behind wagon. Hell, if they made a lift for my 2023 Kubota ZTR I'd put one on it. Go frick yourself.....especially on a Saturday! Worried about what other men's truck look like. I have never had anyone say "man you truck is ugly". But then there's people like you obviously! Go let your wife strap on and give you a lift!
man you truck is ugly.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 6:51 am to
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But then there's people like you obviously! Go let your wife strap on and give you a lift!


Found the guy with the micro penis!
This post was edited on 8/13/23 at 6:55 am
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10677 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:24 am to
I could give a frick less what another man spends his money on
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
2257 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 7:29 am to
This bizarre behavior supports an entire industry of truck parts, auto shops, etc. so it doesn’t bother me.

Completely unnecessary in this part of the country, impractical, and makes your vehicle virtually impossible to resell. But to each his own.
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
4040 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:21 am to
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Nah. I’m 6’0 (5’11.5 without shoes) probably about 250 running 12-14% body fat last check in.


You are the most boastful and condescending poster on the rant. If anybody fits the description of a person who is trying to compensate for a little pecker it’s obviously Waydownsouth.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11025 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:39 am to
You have an easier time when streets (inevitably) flood in BR and surrounding areas though
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26178 posts
Posted on 8/13/23 at 8:57 am to
When you think a little more lighting will help you see at night.
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