Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Biography:LSU Grad, raconteur
Interests:Golden Girls
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Registered on:1/8/2011
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re: The country will never come together - LongueCarabine
Goebbels was a piker compared to today's leftist media....
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re: Name a Song that makes you immediately change the channel - LongueCarabine
Every one of those songs on the Fox IHeart Living Room concernt. WTF is this shit?...
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re: What spark will lead to widespread riots, looting, etc? - LongueCarabine
Check back in 3 weeks on that. If it gets better in the next 3 weeks I’ll believe it, otherwise all bets are off....
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re: Louisiana hospitals nearing capacity - LongueCarabine
[quote]On a normal day 90% of beds are filled in any given hospital[/quote] LOL, no. Not nearly. :lol:...
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re: I'm going to eat at the dirtiest Waffle House I can find when this is over - LongueCarabine
[quote]I'm going to eat at the dirtiest Waffle House I can find when this is over[/quote] Well that shouldn't be difficult at all. Everyone I've been in could use a good cleaning....
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re: 'It’s terrifying:' New Orleans nurse describes lack of supplies amid COVID-19 - LongueCarabine
You can tell who the accountants and healthcare workers are in this thread. Cost shifting is real. ...
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re: You Houma Catholics can eat meat today - LongueCarabine
I thought crawfish prices were going down?...
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re: Pangolins found to carry related coronavirus strains - LongueCarabine
[quote]Looks like a cross between a possum and an anteater. [/quote] Looks like an up-armored dillo to me....
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re: LA Alcohol Ban (rumor) - LongueCarabine
[quote]Seriously, if you want to see riots, take people's access to booze away.[/quote] This. Do you want a Boogaloo? Cuz that's how you get a Boogaloo....
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re: Joe Biden in a series of interviews Tuesday. Holy Hell What A Mess He Is - LongueCarabine
[quote]What about him simulating "jacking off" with his hand, saying I shouldnt have done it that way, and winking at the female reporter. What on earth was that?[/quote] Damn I must have missed that one, I'd pay a dollar to see that....
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re: Spain’s elite forces are here to save the day - LongueCarabine
[quote]Americans would call it a garrison cap - it also has a more vulgar name, The Spanish call their version this from wiki.[/quote] Other names: Piss Cutter C*nt cap Fore and aft cap Wedge cap Campaign Cap Overseas cap (not overseas hat) ...
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re: Hilarious!!!! Schumer just licked his fingers at the podium.... - LongueCarabine
[quote]quote: I never understood the logic of licking to flip pages. How does that help? You must not work with a lot of paper [/quote] As you get older, your skin produces less sebacious oils. Those oils allow your fingers to flip pages more easily. You need to wet your fingers to flip pag...
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re: Hilarious!!!! Schumer just licked his fingers at the podium.... - LongueCarabine
[quote]To flip the pages of the “unemployment insurance on steroids” bill!!! [/quote] I'm surprised he didn't lick the teleprompter screens. That guy is a moron. If he hadn't become a politician, he'd be sucking dicks for a living....
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re: James Woods has his sights set on AOC - LongueCarabine
[quote]Well so do I. Would like to f the stupid out of her...[/quote] That really isn't possible. It's a bottomless pit of stupidity....
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re: What does the richest self-made woman you know do for a living? - LongueCarabine
[quote]What does the richest self-made woman you know do for a living?[/quote] The one I know marries up every time she gets a divorce....
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re: What Celebrity Would Get The Most Attention If They Posed Nude? - LongueCarabine
[quote]What Celebrity Would Get The Most Attention If They Posed Nude?[/quote] Elizabeth Hurley...
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re: Are you filling out the US Census questionnaire? - LongueCarabine
Not at the moment, no. I’ll get around to it at some point, I hear there’s this pandemic going on, it’s kind of important....
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re: Thoughts on Mazda? - LongueCarabine
I have a 2015 Mazda 6 and it’s been a great car. My only complaint is it’s a little noisy inside, which they fixed in later years. Gas mileage and handling are terrific....
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re: Dark Side of the Ring: Chris Beniot - anyone watching? - LongueCarabine
Well, seeing as how he was a “professional wrestler”, he was starting out with a deficit to begin with....
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re: Is everyone’s neighbors just getting drunk every night now? - LongueCarabine
[quote]40-60 year olds killing a 12-24 pack a night is not the best recipe for success.[/quote] You think that's bad? Wait until the wife-swapping starts!...
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