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re: What is one thing your GF/Wife consistently does wrong?
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:24 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:24 pm to LSU Coyote
Stuff shite into cabinets/closets/drawers/etc
It isnt safe to open a single cabinet in this house. shite will come falling out of every one. I throw it all away. Cabinet stays full. I dont fricking get it.
It isnt safe to open a single cabinet in this house. shite will come falling out of every one. I throw it all away. Cabinet stays full. I dont fricking get it.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:30 pm to Neauxla_Tiger
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Mine has 0 awareness of our current inventory of perishable food items
This 3rd of my moral sins list.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:34 pm to LSU Coyote
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It has been a constant fight for years.
You still date that gal with the funny name? Azrael or something like the cat from the Smurfs?
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:37 pm to mikelbr
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Azrael or something like the cat from the Smurfs?
Yes, back together again.
Her name is Hebrew for prize ankle chain, fitting. But not a smurf cat.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:43 pm to stuckintexas
quote:pro tip- the washer and dryer do not usually invert the clothes. Put them in the hamper not inside out and they should reappear in your drawer clean and right side out
She folds clothes inside out. I hate having to pull three shirts out of the drawer to see which one is which, or having to turn my boxers and socks right side out to get dressed. Drives me up a fricking wall.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:47 pm to LSU Coyote
She is constantly late for appointments, even though we keep everything in personal/family shared calendars.
It’s a bizarre phenomenon that we pinned down a year or so go. She will be told the scheduled time, but her brain will subconsciously hear 15-30 minutes later, and then she puts that time in her calendar.
I.e. she schedules her dental checkup 6 months out for 9:00a, but then puts it in her calendar at 9:30a.
She is fully aware of this, yet it still happens consistently. She just did it again with the freaking dog grooming yesterday morning, after she had forgotten about it and rescheduled on Saturday.
To make matters worse, she also completely under budgets get-ready time, so even when she has her scheduling correct she’s usually still late. I always tell her we have to leave a half hour before we actually do if going somewhere together.
It’s a bizarre phenomenon that we pinned down a year or so go. She will be told the scheduled time, but her brain will subconsciously hear 15-30 minutes later, and then she puts that time in her calendar.
I.e. she schedules her dental checkup 6 months out for 9:00a, but then puts it in her calendar at 9:30a.
She is fully aware of this, yet it still happens consistently. She just did it again with the freaking dog grooming yesterday morning, after she had forgotten about it and rescheduled on Saturday.
To make matters worse, she also completely under budgets get-ready time, so even when she has her scheduling correct she’s usually still late. I always tell her we have to leave a half hour before we actually do if going somewhere together.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 3:19 pm to questionable
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My ex wife had a bad habit of sucking off random guys at work, it was pretty annoying.
Where was/is this?
Posted on 9/30/26 at 3:26 pm to questionable
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My ex wife had a bad habit of sucking off random guys at work, it was pretty annoying.
damn, are they hiring?
Posted on 9/30/26 at 3:54 pm to jorconalx
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Your dumbass fault for not having a cordless blower by now
Touche' my good man!
Posted on 9/30/26 at 3:57 pm to SG_Geaux
My wife made me a bacon and fried egg sandwich for breakfast this morning!
Thick bacon, over easy fried eggs, mayo, toast and salt and pepper!
It was perfection!
Thick bacon, over easy fried eggs, mayo, toast and salt and pepper!
It was perfection!
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:09 pm to LSU Coyote
Kids + a gf = trashy
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:12 pm to yaboidarrell
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Loading the dishwasher
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:13 pm to Alyosha
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Admitting that time exists
Mine knows it exists, just has no idea how to use it properly.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:16 pm to NoMoreKnees
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Thick bacon, over easy fried eggs, mayo, toast and salt and pepper!
It was perfection!
She burned the bacon last time your wife made it for me.
I kid. It was ok.
She's a peach.
Have a good day.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:20 pm to LCA131
she doesnt replace the TP roll
and when she actually does, she has the paper come out from the bottom instead of the top
i hate that
and when she actually does, she has the paper come out from the bottom instead of the top
i hate that
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:20 pm to LSU Coyote
She doesn't put my tools back properly.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:39 pm to LSU Coyote
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Utensils go up, except for knives. Safety reasons.
fricking retard
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:41 pm to LSU Coyote
Misplacing car Fob's.
This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 9/30/26 at 4:54 pm to LSU Coyote
you have big problems man. you have a terrible case of "throw pillow" syndrohm.
Posted on 9/30/26 at 5:07 pm to Jmcc64
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In the distant past, when she bought groceries by herself, she would shop on auto pilot. Buy the Same things every week. we'd end up with 3-4 cans of the same stuff. all our money was wrapped up in inventory of canned goods.
thats my wife. i finally got tired of it when i found 7 bottels of worchestere in the fridge and started to do the the grocery shopping myself.
later i learned she has ASAD. i guess that gave her an excuse
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