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What I missed most from home while on vacation
Posted on 6/3/26 at 9:59 am
Posted on 6/3/26 at 9:59 am
My bidet, Like Andy from Parks and Rec said, sometimes when I poop, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe like 100 times, still more poop, its like I'm wiping a marker down there. The bidet alleviates that problem, it takes a few time to get used to it but once you do, you miss it when you don't have it.
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Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:00 am to dek81572
thanks for sharing?
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:01 am to dek81572
A private room in which to rub one out in.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:01 am to dek81572
No matter how nice the air bnb I get is, my home is better.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:01 am to dek81572
I’m on vacation right now. Miss my bathrooms for sure. Like shitting in a shoebox in some of these hotels.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:02 am to dek81572
This definitely should've been a thread.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:05 am to dek81572
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My bidet
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:05 am to dek81572
Yea I hate when I am out of town and have to go back to being a filthy commoner.
I have a bidet in every bathroom and will never go back.
Its a bit overkill but I have said before on here, I got mine for about $800 each vs the $6700 they retail and don't regret it for one minute.
Two of mine are the TOTO Neorest and the one in my master bath is the Kohler Eir Smart Toilet.
I wish I had all 3 Kohlers. It is way more comfortable and basically like pooping on a recliner with a seat warmer.
I have a bidet in every bathroom and will never go back.
Its a bit overkill but I have said before on here, I got mine for about $800 each vs the $6700 they retail and don't regret it for one minute.
Two of mine are the TOTO Neorest and the one in my master bath is the Kohler Eir Smart Toilet.
I wish I had all 3 Kohlers. It is way more comfortable and basically like pooping on a recliner with a seat warmer.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:06 am to dek81572
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sometimes when I poop, I'll wipe, and I'll wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe like 100 times, still more poop, its like I'm wiping a marker down there.
How long was ur arse crusty?
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:07 am to dek81572
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What I missed most from home while on vacation - My bidet
Whatever happens at Yell Practice is nowhere near as gay as this post.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:07 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:You have to make friends with the shower while on vacation
A private room in which to rub one out in.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:07 am to SallysHuman
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How long was ur arse crusty?
one of my favorite ski towns, Crusty Butt Hairs
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:08 am to 777Tiger
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one of my favorite ski towns, Crusty Butt Hairs
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:13 am to BeerMoney
quote:Pro Tip:
I’m on vacation right now. Miss my bathrooms for sure. Like shitting in a shoebox in some of these hotels.
Stay at a hotel with a secret communal bathroom and shite therein.
I usually workout, do a drive-by dump in the closest bathroom to the workout area and then go back up to the room and shower up.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:18 am to dek81572
I think it’s got a marketing problem.
“Bidet” is very fenchy effete.
“Bidet” is very fenchy effete.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:20 am to OysterPoBoy
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A private room in which to rub one out in.
wait until everyone falls asleep and do it while driving
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:20 am to Jimbeaux
I’d buy a butt washer, but you can keep your bidet
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:21 am to dek81572
OOOkay...
That's too much information this early in the morning.
At least let me enjoy my breakfast Tito's & iced coffee before I have to read about your pooping problems
I don't get all the French "Bidet" threads lately.
I guess I've been using an American Bidet for the last 50 years but in my home it's called
"A Nice Hot Shower"
You should try it next time
That's too much information this early in the morning.
At least let me enjoy my breakfast Tito's & iced coffee before I have to read about your pooping problems
I don't get all the French "Bidet" threads lately.
I guess I've been using an American Bidet for the last 50 years but in my home it's called
"A Nice Hot Shower"
You should try it next time
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:30 am to dek81572
I've actually considered buying one and installing it on a vacation before lol.
Posted on 6/3/26 at 10:30 am to dek81572
My bidet is my prized possession.
And I agree, when I absolutely have to shite away from home, it's just a miserable experience in comparison.
#FirstWorldProblems
And I agree, when I absolutely have to shite away from home, it's just a miserable experience in comparison.
#FirstWorldProblems
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