re: What happens to animals after the vet puts them to sleep forever?

I knew a guy that invested in pet crematoriums. He told me that even if you pay extra for "my dog" you are getting plenty of other dogs.

I guess your other option is to bury the dog on your property. I was once told that my grandfather buried a favorite dog in a nice place when I was about 5. When I was about 25, my dad told me it was far more likely the dog was chunked into a dumpster down at the office. I had a good laugh knowing my grandfather. He was a good dude.

Ever eat at a Chinese buffet?

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They incerste them all together unless you pay extra. Sad but true reality

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Oh, the horror. Ole Biscuit doesn’t always get his own burning, and his ashes are commingled with a shih Tzu.

America’s insistence upon acting like pets are people is hilarious.

This probably sounded funnier in your head. But that would indicate that you’re an adolescent- mentally or in age.

we had our last 19 year old cat sent to LSU for research.

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If you’re like the previous owners of my house, you dig a grave in the backyard, drop a large piece of marble on it, then add a gravestone.

Then you oddly show up a few months after selling the house to visit the gravesite.

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cremation

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but only if the dog has stated that is his wish.

I've always buried my dead pets.

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