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TigersSEC2010
Mesa, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
32426 posts

What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Mine can be broken up into a few types of people.

1. Old people who use it as if it's Facebook - They post every time their cat has a sniffle or when their grandchildren go play at the park. They get pity likes from regular people and comments from the middle-age women.

2. Nosey middle-age white women - They comprise the bulk of the content on NextDoor, as they post on it 24/7 and seem to view themselves as the NextDoor police. They're either freaking out over something trivial such as a black guy walking down the street or rallying other middle-age white women against a person or place that they perceived to have wronged them. They typically suggest places like Outback as good places to go for date night.

3. Uneducated/Unskilled - The insurance salesmen, realtors, and yard guys who shill their services on every post remotely relating to their industry. This group changes constantly as none of them stay in their respective industry more than a few months before jumping to another job.

4. The regular people - This group is the most quiet and only pop in every now and then, likely due to fear of having to interact with the three groups mentioned above. They likely the largest group on NextDoor, but post the least.

Typically, my NextDoor is filled with the middle-aged women riling each other up while the boomers post that the mail hasn't come today and the newspaper arrived at 6AM instead of 5:45AM like usual.

When the unskilled labor jumps in, their posts are usually littered with grammatical errors and do not provide any details, just "call XXX-XXX-XXXX".

NextDoor is a disaster, but it's a trainwreck you cannot stop watching.


atrain5
New Orleans Saints Fan
Baton Rouge Correctional Facility
Member since Sep 2017
956 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Recently it has been complaints about the excessive amount of homeless people shooting up out by the local shell
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hubertcumberdale
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2009
1973 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Mine is incredibly entertaining. Last time I checked it some stay at home mom was bitching that the mailman parked in a handicap spot at circle K. Took a picture and all. The only thing she didn’t do was say anything to do the mailman but rather bitched about it on next door exclaiming “look at your tax dollars at work!”

Thanks Linda


Manzielathon
Texas A&M Fan
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8367 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
I feel like a boomer ...

What is NextDoor??


Josh Allen
Buffalo Fan
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
361 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
My neighbor, Randy Sepperrino, is always on our NextDoor app for yelling too loud during Bills games


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TigersSEC2010
Mesa, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
32426 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
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Mine is incredibly entertaining. Last time I checked it some stay at home mom was bitching that the mailman parked in a handicap spot at circle K. Took a picture and all. The only thing she didn’t do was say anything to do the mailman but rather bitched about it on next door exclaiming “look at your tax dollars at work!”

Thanks Linda




This is prime NextDoor.


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Janky
LSU Fan
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
30573 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Dear Nextdoor..


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kingbob
LSU Fan
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
51546 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Mostly people losing and finding dogs


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fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
48808 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Had some lady call security patrol because a dog was left in a car with no windows down (50 degrees outside) and fireworks were about to start.

The dog was barking and "terrified"

Probably terrified because some stranger was standing at the window and trying to get inside the car.
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CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
41441 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
"HUGEEEE dog by the stop sign!"


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Evil Little Thing
LSU Fan
Bayou Corne sinkhole
Member since Jul 2013
9640 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
My feed is mostly lost & found pets, “did you hear XYZ noise?”, and people asking for various vendor recommendations. It’s super boring.


MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
34754 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
to the left , elderly woman, hardly leaves the house.

to the right, trashy white people who never cut their grass and have 2 annoying dogs.

directly across the street, black family with immaculate yard. guy works on cars in the driveway. has a lot of customers. rarely see the rest of the family.

across to the left trashy black folks with couches in the garage where they sit and smoke 24/7.

across to the right black family with nicely manicured lawn. guy is a plant baw who does small engine repair as a side hustle. 2 of the most well behaved dogs i have seen.

ETA: guess i dunno what "nextdoor" is ?
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wrlakers
LSU Fan
Dallas
Member since Sep 2007
5110 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
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My feed is mostly lost & found pets, “did you hear XYZ noise?”, and people asking for various vendor recommendations. It’s super boring.


Same.


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AllemanWC
LSU Fan
Bayou Corne
Member since Jan 2015
565 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
People kidnap animals and bring them to their house. Snap pics of kidnapped animal and posts that the animal wandered into their yard. Guy 2 houses down called one person out by attaching a home security video to his post. Showed lady getting out of her car and grabbing dog. Dog was 3 feet from the road in his own yard. She lives 2 blocks away.


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BMoney
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
13971 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
I never knew how many people can't manage to keep their dogs from getting away until I joined NextDoor. That's the entirety of my neighborhood's page.


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Helo
LSU Fan
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4329 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Nextdoor drinking game is taking a shot every time someone posts a lost cat or dog.




sweetwaterbilly
LSU Fan
Nashville, TN
Member since Mar 2017
10419 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
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I feel like a boomer ...

What is NextDoor??


Funny you should say that. You'd love NextDoor. It's like Facebook for your neighborhood but mostly it's just people bitching about stupid shite.

Check out BestofNextDoor Twitter. It's hilarious


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Tiger Ryno
Houston Astros Fan
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
92652 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Unskilled can't afford my neighborhood baw. We don't have that problem.


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jdd48
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
14689 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
On mine, it's alot of people bitching about kids riding four wheelers and golf carts like bats out of hell on the roads. And it's justified IMO. The parents of said children always seem to say "just let them have fun."


upgrayedd
Lamar Fan
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
100769 posts

re: What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?
Everyone be aware of potential thieves in the neighborhood!!!


I went to open my car this morning and it was unlocked. I NEVER leave my car without locking it. I checked the inside and it doesn't look like anything was taken, but it's too early to tell. Please let everyone know that my sister's cousin in law saw on Facebook that thieves can now unlock cars using a new iPhone app!!!! Please report any suspicious activity!

-Becky
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