What goes down on your neighborhood's NextDoor?

Mine can be broken up into a few types of people.

1. Old people who use it as if it's Facebook - They post every time their cat has a sniffle or when their grandchildren go play at the park. They get pity likes from regular people and comments from the middle-age women.

2. Nosey middle-age white women - They comprise the bulk of the content on NextDoor, as they post on it 24/7 and seem to view themselves as the NextDoor police. They're either freaking out over something trivial such as a black guy walking down the street or rallying other middle-age white women against a person or place that they perceived to have wronged them. They typically suggest places like Outback as good places to go for date night.

3. Uneducated/Unskilled - The insurance salesmen, realtors, and yard guys who shill their services on every post remotely relating to their industry. This group changes constantly as none of them stay in their respective industry more than a few months before jumping to another job.

4. The regular people - This group is the most quiet and only pop in every now and then, likely due to fear of having to interact with the three groups mentioned above. They likely the largest group on NextDoor, but post the least.

Typically, my NextDoor is filled with the middle-aged women riling each other up while the boomers post that the mail hasn't come today and the newspaper arrived at 6AM instead of 5:45AM like usual.

When the unskilled labor jumps in, their posts are usually littered with grammatical errors and do not provide any details, just "call XXX-XXX-XXXX".

NextDoor is a disaster, but it's a trainwreck you cannot stop watching.