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re: What do you think you'll die of?
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to Turnblad85
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to Turnblad85
Given my history and life choices I’m surprised I’ve lived this long, given that I hope it’s quick and painless.
Anyone ever been attacked by a damn space alien? I heard they’re on the way…………..again…
Anyone ever been attacked by a damn space alien? I heard they’re on the way…………..again…
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Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:58 pm to Turnblad85
Probably die of heart attack or doing something really stupid.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:59 pm to Chrome
Def doing something off my wife's honey-do list. Maybe electrocution or a high fall from ladder
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:06 pm to Turnblad85
Fall off a ladder onto the ground hitting my head on a nail on November 16 2070.
My kids will say I had no business being on the ladder.
My kids will say I had no business being on the ladder.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:09 pm to Sidicous
You have time to love those that love you.
Don't waste this gift of time.
Don't waste this gift of time.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:15 pm to Cosmo
quote:you’ve got to be an absolute unit of a Baw for blow to kill you. But u guess if you like hookers sitting on your face like I do, suffocation isn’t out of the question.
OD on hookers and blow
quote:suffocation
What do you think you'll die of?
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:18 pm to Turnblad85
quote:“That’s the LAST frickING TIME I am ever going to tell you that’s the WRONG frickING HOLE!”
Though ideally an accident doing something I enjoy.
(She pulls out a gun from between the mattress and shoots Turnblad dead)
He died doing what she loathed.
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:19 pm to Garfield
quote:
Wow. I believe you have a more specific answer than most on here. Good luck - I hope you beat the odds.
Appreciate the well wishes but I have accepted my limited prognosis and considering the situation am not looking to extend the final stages. At least knowing the end is approaching I also now know to stop accumulating stuff that will just be more to clean up after I am gone and to just get over stuff because it doesn’t really matter or at most it’s temporary.
Just looking to make the best of my remaining time, more of an observer than a participant at this stage.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:19 pm to Turnblad85
I’ve always told my family that if I die unexpectedly, I want it to be in a way they can eventually laugh about.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:24 pm to GRTiger
quote:
Well, let's just say I have information that would put the Clintons in jail for a long time.
So, suicide then?
Betting odds are pretty good for either me or my wife to get Alzheimer’s. Probably that.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:26 pm to Turnblad85
Maternal grandfather - heart attack on his 70th birthday.
Maternal grandmother - heart attack from obesity and chain smoking forever at 76
Mom - still kicking at 91 but
when, but she'll succumb to pulmonary fibrosis.
Paternal grandfather - lung cancer at 94
Paternal grandmother - leukemia at 86
Dad - complications of Alzheimer's at 84
Probably one of those. Hoping I go with my boots on and a big smile frozen on my face, though.
Maternal grandmother - heart attack from obesity and chain smoking forever at 76
Mom - still kicking at 91 but
when, but she'll succumb to pulmonary fibrosis. Paternal grandfather - lung cancer at 94
Paternal grandmother - leukemia at 86
Dad - complications of Alzheimer's at 84
Probably one of those. Hoping I go with my boots on and a big smile frozen on my face, though.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:26 pm to Turnblad85
Both of my grandfathers died with dementia. I hear it skips a generation. I guess I’m screwed.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:26 pm to Sidicous
quote:you sound boucoup expensive
I’m gonna die from my chronic pancreatitis or literal starvation due to my pancreatic atrophy and cyst within the next dozen years I have been advised. Already have had a couple of near death episodes. If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:28 pm to Turnblad85
My dad, grandpa and his grandpa died by their early 50's from heart attacks, along with my mom's dad dying at 45 from HA.
I'm 33 now, so I just try to spend as much time with my son as I can
I'm 33 now, so I just try to spend as much time with my son as I can
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:31 pm to Turnblad85
Paternal grandpa - emphysema
Maternal grandpa - prostate cancer
Paternal grandma - was 93, she had congestive heart failure
Maternal grandma - 91 y/o, congestive heart failure
My dad suffocated to death
I’ll say the chances are I’ll die from congestive heart failure
Maternal grandpa - prostate cancer
Paternal grandma - was 93, she had congestive heart failure
Maternal grandma - 91 y/o, congestive heart failure
My dad suffocated to death
I’ll say the chances are I’ll die from congestive heart failure
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:36 pm to Turnblad85
Dementia/Alzheimer's or heart disease, going off of family history.
Preferably, I'd like to eat massive shite off of a cliff that I am too old to handle and croak on a mountain.
Preferably, I'd like to eat massive shite off of a cliff that I am too old to handle and croak on a mountain.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:38 pm to Turnblad85
When the sun goes red giant in 5 billion years.
Kidding. Space travel will be common a long time before that.
Kidding. Space travel will be common a long time before that.
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:38 pm to HempHead
quote:
Dementia/Alzheimer's or heart disease
My familly has died of these both. I'd rather succumb to a heart related matter so much more than dementia that I'm not sure I want to even take care of my heart especially in later years. Like If I'm 65 and they tell me I need open heart surgery, I'd just tell them no thanks.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:40 pm to Turnblad85
If it's not sudden I'll take myself out. I'm not going to waste away physically ore mentally.
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:41 pm to Turnblad85
Dad- kidney cancer
Uncle- throat cancer
Paw paw neck- skin cancer
Guessing it will be some sort of cancer that gets me
Uncle- throat cancer
Paw paw neck- skin cancer
Guessing it will be some sort of cancer that gets me
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