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re: What do you think you'll die of?

Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22084 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:29 pm to
Yes, yes and yes.
Posted by TorchtheFlyingTiger
1st coast
Member since Jan 2008
2886 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:31 pm to
Heart attack or stroke based on odds and family history. Sometimes I wonder if all the cardio I've done makes my heart more resilient or if it's gonna speed up the almost inevitable.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:33 pm to
I’m gonna die from my chronic pancreatitis or literal starvation due to my pancreatic atrophy and cyst within the next dozen years I have been advised. Already have had a couple of near death episodes.

If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.
Posted by TheGooner
Baton Rouwage
Member since Jul 2016
1202 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:33 pm to
Brown Bear Mauling.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22678 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:34 pm to
100 U.S. Marshals after a 52-day standoff.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35527 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:35 pm to
Petting something I shouldn’t have.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
25965 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 4:56 pm to
Cerebral hemorrhage, unless my wife dies before me.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:01 pm to
Something high-risk, I hope.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7805 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

I’m gonna die from my chronic pancreatitis or literal starvation due to my pancreatic atrophy and cyst within the next dozen years I have been advised. Already have had a couple of near death episodes.

If the pancreas and associated symptoms don’t get me then there’s the splenic portal hypertension with a dozen blood clots the size of my little finger that if I blow a clot it will kill me before an ambulance can arrive. Already have been life flighted to BR with this once.


Wow. I believe you have a more specific answer than most on here. Good luck - I hope you beat the odds.

I have no clue what I will die from. Usually the things that I worry about don't happen and then some random shite I would never have predicted brings me to my knees.
Posted by Ray Finkle
Collier county
Member since Sep 2007
1770 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:14 pm to
Stress from work
Posted by DmitriKaramazov
Member since Nov 2015
5364 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:22 pm to
Cancer. Cardiac issues. Dementia.

One of those.

Morbid topic.
Posted by Hiphopanonymous
Baton rouge
Member since Jul 2014
2930 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:22 pm to
Aliens in 2027
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19681 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:29 pm to
Probably karate
Someone always know more
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
41723 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

quote:

OD on hookers and blow




sers answers only please



You must not know Cosmo very well
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:35 pm to
I almost died on the operating table from some type/form of bradycardia. After my surgeon later explained to me what happened my first thought was that's the way to check out- on the operating table under anesthesia...
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
475 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:38 pm to
Probably cancer. If lucky to get old enough, maybe congestive heart failure or something.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10019 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:50 pm to
Probably step into a cave-sized hole while walking out to hunt before daylight and die of starvation after landing and getting 2 painful broken legs. But at least it won't be dying at work.
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1688 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to
Lifting weights will give you a heart attack? Brother you need to lower the weight on that deadlift
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5642 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 5:55 pm to
Cancer is my family curse on both sides. It’s just a matter of time, barring an accident.
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