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re: What do you call a cow with no legs? Warning. TRIGGER alert.

Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:53 am to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69757 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:53 am to
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Nope and nope. Modern techniques are such that they don't have a clue what's happening. The same cannot be said of goats and pigs though, they're just smart enough that they will sometimes attack.


I feel bad for the animals when I think about where meat comes from. The problem with PETA is that they assign human emotions and feelings to animals.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6826 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:18 am to
Woolworths and twitter? What year is it?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:30 am to
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I feel bad for the animals when I think about where meat comes from. The problem with PETA is that they assign human emotions and feelings to animals.


animals are food

-Ted Nugent
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27285 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:32 am to
What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no dick?

No fricking eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no dick and no legs?

Still no fricking eye deer.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18575 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:58 am to
I would bet everything I owned that the person who said animals plead for their life have no problem whatsoever with abortion.
Posted by That's BS
Smoothie King Center
Member since Jan 2012
1785 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:15 am to
What do you call a cow with epilepsy?







Beef jerky. Milkshake would have also been an acceptable answer.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:18 am to
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I saw a stat the other day that said 84% of vegetarians and vegans switch back to eating meat within a year of deciding to give up meat.



I'd believe it.

There's lots of money invested in trying to make veggies that look and taste like meat. But nobody has ever or will ever try to make a meat patty that looks and tastes like a carrot.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:18 am to
Liberals:

"Stop mistreating our food before we eat it."

Also liberals:

"I can kill a fetus if I want to. It's MY body."
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23355 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:56 am to
Who remembers that Lunch Counter at Woolworths in the Southland Mall? Damn they had some good grub...... I'm triggered that they closed.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:58 am to
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pleading for their life


I'd like to hear the difference from a normal moo
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43558 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 12:13 pm to
I'm a vegetarian and the doesn't offend me. What offends me is it is an old joke that I've heard a million times.....You would think with all that protein feeding their brain the Meat Eaters could come up with something new.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 12:35 pm to
What do you call a fly with no wings ?

A walk.

What do you do with a dog with no legs ?

Take it out for a drag.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

What do you call a cow with no legs?


cOweO
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 12:40 pm to
What do you call al lady with no arms and no legs that got to close to the grill?

Patty
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8882 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 1:06 pm to
What do you call a dog with no legs in front of a door?




Matt
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

I saw a stat the other day that said 84% of vegetarians and vegans switch back to eating meat within a year of deciding to give up meat.

Wouldn't you?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69250 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 1:26 pm to
What do you call a Korean with 2 dogs?





A rancher
Posted by Central Tiger
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
2714 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 1:27 pm to
Can cows read overseas?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 11/7/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

I saw a stat the other day that said 84% of vegetarians and vegans switch back to eating meat within a year of deciding to give up meat.




I tried it for health reasons. I tapped out after 6 months.
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