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What do you call a cow with no legs? Warning. TRIGGER alert.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:17 am
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:17 am
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Ground beef
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Vegetarians slam 'insensitive' Woolworths for making a joke about mince – so do YOU think it's funny?
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Some Facebook users condemned Woolworths' behaviour, but others suggested shoppers not 'have a cow, man.'
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'All the people saying "get a sense of humour," behind this joke are millions of helpless animals trembling in fear and pleading for their life at a slaughterhouse, with no one to help them before they are carelessly butchered,' said another.
Happened overseas. But still funny, sad and "tasteful" at the same time.
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My answer (to the joke / question) would have been: DINNER!
and I would have hit back with another question ...
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!"
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:18 am to Will Cover
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Vegetarians
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:18 am to Will Cover
It's actually a violation of federal law to slaughter cows that are not ambulatory.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:21 am to Will Cover
What's "ACOW"?
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:23 am to Clyde Tipton
A 3 legged cow is tripod. A one leg cow is Ilene. You can get it at IHOP.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:23 am to Will Cover
what do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming.
Doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:23 am to Will Cover
I thought this was going to be about someone's fat wife.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:24 am to Will Cover
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
Steak.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:24 am to Will Cover
How do you know someone is a vegan?
Oh, believe me, they’ll let you know.
Oh, believe me, they’ll let you know.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:24 am to Will Cover
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Some Facebook users condemned Woolworths' behaviour, but others suggested shoppers not 'have a cow, man.'
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:25 am to Will Cover
I saw a stat the other day that said 84% of vegetarians and vegans switch back to eating meat within a year of deciding to give up meat.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:26 am to Will Cover
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trembling in fear and pleading for their life at a slaughterhouse
Nope and nope. Modern techniques are such that they don't have a clue what's happening.
The same cannot be said of goats and pigs though, they're just smart enough that they will sometimes attack.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:28 am to Will Cover
That exact same joke is on the sign board outside a storage unit near my house.
That one always has good puns:
"How are you at PowerPoint? I Excel at it.
Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Word"
That one always has good puns:
"How are you at PowerPoint? I Excel at it.
Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Word"
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:29 am to Will Cover
This type of gayness is why I'm not on FB anymore
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:37 am to Will Cover
“AND STAY OUT OF WOOLWORTHS”
This post was edited on 11/7/17 at 9:41 am
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:39 am to Will Cover
My advice to the offended:
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:41 am to Will Cover
What do you call a one legged Korean lady.
Irene.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs?
Mat
Irene.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs?
Mat
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:42 am to Neaux Sheaux
Damn you beat me to it
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:50 am to LZ83
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
Bob.
Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:50 am to Will Cover
ground meat jokes are funny.
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