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re: What are some of your cringiest moments?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:55 pm to Duffnshank
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:55 pm to Duffnshank
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Anybody remember the guy that posted about his first meeting with new employers and starting babbling then broke out in tears for unknown reasons? Still the most cringeworthy thing I believe I have ever read here or anywhere. Still laughing and cringing at that story.
Not sure if this is a joke response, but he was the first response to the op in this thread, FYI. And I was the number 11 upvote to him that at least knew what he was referring to in his post.
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Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:55 pm to flyAU
Once heard a guy tell a story about driving for business far off and having a hemorrhoid pop. He didn’t have it in him to go to the store to get new clothes with blood all over his khakis. It’s been a long time since I heard the story but it ended with him finding a pair of shorts in the back of some grocery store. Wish I knew the story better
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:56 pm to IAmNERD
quote:yep.
Aren't you the guy who started crying while introducing yourself to new coworkers?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:56 pm to RB10
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After it was over, I kept telling all the Ohio State fans at whatever bar that we were at to "get fricked yankees"
Sounds like you were doing the Lord's work. Ohio State fans are the worst.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:57 pm to whit
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whit
DEW IT
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:58 pm to whit
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yep
That story pops into my head I hear/read the word "cringe". Top 3 hardest laugh I've ever had in my life. Thank you for sharing that. For real.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:59 pm to flyAU
Was on too many mind altering substances, and proceeded to pass out and urinate inside of a girl I was in the moment with.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:04 pm to SEClint
Glad I made this thread. Makes me feel cringish still but with cringe friends.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:06 pm to IAmNERD
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That story pops into my head I hear/read the word "cringe". Top 3 hardest laugh I've ever had in my life. Thank you for sharing that. For real.
Bruh, I skipped out on the company dinner that night because I was so mortified. Every January for the next 4 years I had to go face those people at our yearly meeting in Dallas. Nobody ever brought it up but I knew. I knew they knew.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:09 pm to Steadyhands
This is more cringe worthy now, thinking back on it.
I was such a quick witted punk when is was 18-20. I had just started a new job working for some shitty sales door to door. It's a bunch of trashy people that worked there for the most part. First day, I show up 20-30 mins late, and they're all standing there having a little meeting about the day ahead when I walk in. The boss looks at me and says you're late, why are you late? I glanced around at everyone to gaze how my response would be taken and I said sorry, I was busy fricking your mom. He said his mom was dead, and my smart arse punk self said, well that explains why she didn't move. Everyone died laughing, including him. Then I said your mom is not really dead is she, he said no. He and I actually became great friends for many years after that.
Looking back now, I just can't believe I said that.
I was such a quick witted punk when is was 18-20. I had just started a new job working for some shitty sales door to door. It's a bunch of trashy people that worked there for the most part. First day, I show up 20-30 mins late, and they're all standing there having a little meeting about the day ahead when I walk in. The boss looks at me and says you're late, why are you late? I glanced around at everyone to gaze how my response would be taken and I said sorry, I was busy fricking your mom. He said his mom was dead, and my smart arse punk self said, well that explains why she didn't move. Everyone died laughing, including him. Then I said your mom is not really dead is she, he said no. He and I actually became great friends for many years after that.
Looking back now, I just can't believe I said that.
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:09 pm to flyAU
Do y’all ever think back to random moments while you’re in the shower or something and just cringe?
It might not even be anything particularly cringe-worthy at the time, but looking back you just cringe about it.
It might not even be anything particularly cringe-worthy at the time, but looking back you just cringe about it.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:12 pm to flyAU
I had a panic attack while arguing a motion in 22nd JDC.
Started stuttering, couldn’t talk, and just had to sit down and shut up.
Started stuttering, couldn’t talk, and just had to sit down and shut up.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm to flyAU
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I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
My husband and some of our friends decided to ride out to the casino on a Sunday afternoon...which is rare for me, I don't partake in "Sunday Funday". Anyways after I got a buzz going, I went to the bathroom. I came out, walked around for a bit and met back up with my husband and our friends. It was brought to my attention that I was sporting the TP barrier. Of course I was mortified, but I can promise, it will NEVER happen again.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:25 pm to KCM0Tiger
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Mizzou had just joined the SEC and the Rant was giving us all kinds of hell for not fitting in. That spring, we had a college formal trip to Memphis. I decided (drunkenly) that I was going to walk around Beale Street all night talking with a very heavy, fake (and terrible) Southern drawl while letting people know I was from Missouri. I specifically recall chatting with one of the bartenders and asking "Do y'all think we're yankees over in Missouri?" to which he sheepishly shook his head no, just being nice.
you mid-western yankees most certainly do not fit in and this charade puts the cherry on top of proving that
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:30 pm to Duffnshank
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Anybody remember the guy that posted about his first meeting with new employers and starting babbling then broke out in tears for unknown reasons? Still the most cringeworthy thing I believe I have ever read here or anywhere. Still laughing and cringing at that story.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:32 pm to tigerclaw10
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When I was about 16 I was a pool cleaner and being a 16 year old I decided to wank my willy in the very very nice caverned in part of this very nice pool. They had cameras. The home owner sent the video to my boss, my grandparents.
It’s an unspoken thing that has never been talked about again. Still makes me cringe when I see a nice pool...
Lucky you it wasn't a hot tub with bubble jet openings.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:00 pm to whitetiger1234
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sexting my gf
gay friend?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:04 pm to flyAU
In high school i had a short fuse. Was playing soccer and was getting heckled from the opposing fans. I had enough of it and I yelled into the stands of approximately 1k people and said......
“You’re a fa@got without a dick”
Ask me what it means and 20 years later I will still tell you I have no idea. I still look back on that and am embarrassed by it.
“You’re a fa@got without a dick”
Ask me what it means and 20 years later I will still tell you I have no idea. I still look back on that and am embarrassed by it.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:22 pm to CHiPs25
I just shite at the office and did my normal double check for the guard. Sure enough it was caught in my britches.
How fitting.
How fitting.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:22 pm to CHiPs25
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“You’re a fa@got without a dick”
This reminds me when this dude in my neighborhood got into it with this other kid.. They were in each other's faces doing the whole "hit me!" "No you hit me" going back and forth thing..
The other kid was like "I am not going to hit you first, but if you hit me you will be sorry" and the kid from my neighborhood replied "what's wrong? Chicken got your pussy?".
Everyone started laughing and he thought everyone was laughing because he said something funny.. Which he did, but not funny in the way he thought. Funny as in "What does that even mean? Are you just making up shite?".. But he was serious as hell. Tempers were flaring because he was about to fight and he asked the dude "what's wrong... Chicken got your pussy!"
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