- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
0
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:29 pm to flyAU
Woke up from a little nap and called my 2nd grade teacher Mom
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:33 pm to flyAU
Was thinking of this topic the other day.
Mizzou had just joined the SEC and the Rant was giving us all kinds of hell for not fitting in. That spring, we had a college formal trip to Memphis. I decided (drunkenly) that I was going to walk around Beale Street all night talking with a very heavy, fake (and terrible) Southern drawl while letting people know I was from Missouri. I specifically recall chatting with one of the bartenders and asking "Do y'all think we're yankees over in Missouri?" to which he sheepishly shook his head no, just being nice.
Every now and then that interaction pops in my head and makes me cringe down to my core. Hopefully I never see any of those people again
Mizzou had just joined the SEC and the Rant was giving us all kinds of hell for not fitting in. That spring, we had a college formal trip to Memphis. I decided (drunkenly) that I was going to walk around Beale Street all night talking with a very heavy, fake (and terrible) Southern drawl while letting people know I was from Missouri. I specifically recall chatting with one of the bartenders and asking "Do y'all think we're yankees over in Missouri?" to which he sheepishly shook his head no, just being nice.
Every now and then that interaction pops in my head and makes me cringe down to my core. Hopefully I never see any of those people again
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:40 pm to Paige
quote:Not all.
All my posts from 2010-2016
Some...
Well, most.
Most all.
But also entertaining they certainly were.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:41 pm to flyAU
God, I have so many.
A bunch of moments from early high school when we were still figuring out the flirting/dating game that are pretty bad.
A bunch of moments from early high school when we were still figuring out the flirting/dating game that are pretty bad.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:42 pm to flyAU
Anybody remember the guy that posted about his first meeting with new employers and starting babbling then broke out in tears for unknown reasons? Still the most cringeworthy thing I believe I have ever read here or anywhere. Still laughing and cringing at that story.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:43 pm to tigerclaw10
quote:
I decided to wank my willy in the very very nice caverned in part of this very nice pool. They had cameras. The home owner sent the video to my boss, my grandparents.
Bruh.
How do you even recover from that?
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:45 pm to flyAU
When I made this workout video
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:45 pm to whit
quote:
I have a real bad one.
quote:
whit
Aren't you the guy who started crying while introducing yourself to new coworkers?
that is one of my all time favorites from this site.This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:45 pm to tigerclaw10
quote:
tigerclaw10
quote:The hard wants what the hard wants.
When I was about 16 I was a pool cleaner and being a 16 year old I decided to wank my willy in the very very nice caverned in part of this very nice pool.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:46 pm to flyAU
When I was 14 I slipped and fell in the center of the food court at the riverchase galleria while I was walking from Sbarro to the table. The pizza stuck to my shirt. That place was full of girls. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:47 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:
was going into a suite in an office building. Everything about the door of the suite indicated it was a pull door. I pulled it about 5 times and it wouldn't move and someone on the other side then pulled it, making me realize it was a push door.
Almost a Tommy Boy moment, not quite the same, but that is awesome.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:48 pm to OysterPoBoy
I think this is the first time I’ve ever spoken on it honestly
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:48 pm to KCM0Tiger
I was flying to Austin for a customer meeting. My bowels always sense when I am flying and I abhor using the airplane toilet. I hold it til we finally land.
I quickly make my way to the nearest bathroom, place the barrier TP on the seat and let loose. Finish up, go up to the mirror to make sure I look sharp for my meeting. Grab my roller bag and roll though to the shitty rental area.
I get my car, drive out to the industrial park the client is located and realize I am 30 mins early. I decide to go grab a coke at the gas station. I walk in and while looking at the fridges to find the coke I want a baw comes up to me and says “hey buddy you got something hanging out of your pants”. I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
Still makes me cringe not only for that but if I had made it to meet my female colleague and her client with that still there.
I quickly make my way to the nearest bathroom, place the barrier TP on the seat and let loose. Finish up, go up to the mirror to make sure I look sharp for my meeting. Grab my roller bag and roll though to the shitty rental area.
I get my car, drive out to the industrial park the client is located and realize I am 30 mins early. I decide to go grab a coke at the gas station. I walk in and while looking at the fridges to find the coke I want a baw comes up to me and says “hey buddy you got something hanging out of your pants”. I look back and realize my arse sweat held the barrier TP and it had been hanging out my pants for an hour.
Still makes me cringe not only for that but if I had made it to meet my female colleague and her client with that still there.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:48 pm to flyAU
I was a freshman at LSU in 2007 and we got a room in New Orleans for the BCSNCG.
After it was over, I kept telling all the Ohio State fans at whatever bar that we were at to "get fricked yankees" while trying to sing their O-H-I-O song, over and over and over again.
I then pissed myself and passed out in the bar.
After it was over, I kept telling all the Ohio State fans at whatever bar that we were at to "get fricked yankees" while trying to sing their O-H-I-O song, over and over and over again.
I then pissed myself and passed out in the bar.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:50 pm to flyAU
One time I was in Houston for work and had to go to a meeting and they started talking about ways they can attract more young people to hire.
My first thought was to promote the fact that there are a lot of older people who will all be retiring in the next several years so they will have opportunity to move up, possibly faster than they would at many other places.
No one said anything and just kind of looked at me. I probably gave them a look as to say "let's be honest here. Am I wrong?". One guy said "I plan on working until they kick me out of here". Everyone kind of chuckled and moved on.
Most of the people were from that office and the others were from different offices in other states. So I had just met them all either that day or the day before.
I got a text later that day saying "you trying to get rid of all the old people?" from my manager. When I got back he was laughing about the whole thing. Evidently there were some in that meeting who didn't appreciate me saying that. The person telling him, was in the meeting as well and said that she cringed when I said it.. So evidently that was a supposedly cringe moment for me, but I was being realistic. It's not my fault me being realistic offended some people...
My first thought was to promote the fact that there are a lot of older people who will all be retiring in the next several years so they will have opportunity to move up, possibly faster than they would at many other places.
No one said anything and just kind of looked at me. I probably gave them a look as to say "let's be honest here. Am I wrong?". One guy said "I plan on working until they kick me out of here". Everyone kind of chuckled and moved on.
Most of the people were from that office and the others were from different offices in other states. So I had just met them all either that day or the day before.
I got a text later that day saying "you trying to get rid of all the old people?" from my manager. When I got back he was laughing about the whole thing. Evidently there were some in that meeting who didn't appreciate me saying that. The person telling him, was in the meeting as well and said that she cringed when I said it.. So evidently that was a supposedly cringe moment for me, but I was being realistic. It's not my fault me being realistic offended some people...
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:50 pm to flyAU
Got caught sexting my gf freshman year of high school. My mom took my phone and proceeded to read every message out loud to me while my dad was listening. Let’s just say that the messages were very explicit. Extremely explicit. Not something you want anyone seeing... especially your mom.
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:50 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
Aren't you the guy who started crying while introducing yourself to new coworkers?
that is one of my all time favorites from this site.
LINKKKKKKKKK
Posted on 6/13/19 at 12:54 pm to Monday
someone else will have to post it. I used to have it bookmarked but for some reason it is not there anymore.
Page 2 of 5
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News