What are life’s simple pleasures?

Fapping. It doesn't get any simpler.

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What are life’s simple pleasures?

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peeing in your neighbors pool.

Playing with my kids, a good steak, alone time with the wife, to see your enemies driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women….

A big shite that just kind of happens while on the toilet without much effort.

Shitting off the back deck.

Walking through the MILFs’ wine farts in the aisles at Target.

It's been awhile since I've had a good shower beer.

Sex with a beautiful woman that you love. Spending time with your children. Reading and learning. Pursuing your passions, whatever they might be.

I like to meditate when I’m in the deer stand in the middle of the woods. I once sat for an hour with my eyes closed, just listening and doing minute breathing. It was so intense when I came out of it that I saw a different shade of green than I ever had before, and for a second I felt as though I were in another state of existence.