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West Monroe - man arrested, selling drugs to kids via vending machine under his carport

Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22124 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
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A vending machine in the carport of a West Monroe home wasn’t stocked with soft drinks or snacks, investigators say—it was allegedly selling drugs to neighborhood children.

Narcotics officers have arrested a West Monroe man after receiving information that kids were reportedly purchasing drugs from the machine.

Jonathan Coburn, 35, of West Monroe, was arrested July 28 for numerous drug and weapons charges after complaints from parents that their children were obtaining various drugs from a vending machine in Coburn’s Arlington Drive carport earlier in the month.

According to an arrest affidavit, “multiple parents” told narcotics agents their children were obtaining THC vapes, THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, and other similar items from a vending machine.




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Agents of the Metro Narcotics Unit of Ouachita Parish went to the residence on July 1 and found a refrigerated vending machine full of illegal controlled substances inside of the open air carport. The vending machine was in good working order and displayed the price per each unit of drug, according to authorities. For example, one disposable THC vape was listed at $35.

Residents on the premises were determined to be Coburn’s mother and juvenile son. After interviews, a search warrant was obtained and executed for the home. During the search, agents located large amounts of THC vapes, large amounts of marijuana, large amounts of THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, a large variety of drug paraphernalia, one money counter, drug ledgers, two firearms, ammunition, money bands, banking information, two metal safes, etc.


https://lincolnparishjournal.com/2026/08/03/police-vending-machine-providing-drugs-to-kids/

This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26658 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am to
Where were these vending machines when I was in high school?
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15290 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am to
Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13766 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:00 am to
This man is smart enough to come up with the idea of a THC vending machine, but too stupid to see three weeks into the future at the inevitable outcome.

Posted by BrodyDad
Member since Dec 2025
441 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:19 am to
Yeah I'm good. These kids will never talk.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
9395 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:32 am to
That's a rough 35.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32131 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:45 am to
How were these kids paying for this stuff?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76827 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:48 am to
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How were these kids paying for this stuff?
If he’s an Arky or Gump, you don’t want to know.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
28196 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:50 am to
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Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
This. The fact that I contemplated if this was a good idea or not for a few moments.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19163 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:57 am to
Horrible person contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. Lock him up and throw away the key, right?
Posted by WM88
Rayvegas
Member since Aug 2004
2143 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:41 am to
I'm out on bail now.

Friggin Karens all of the neighborhood ruining my side hustle.
Posted by Breauxsif
Washington
Member since May 2012
23740 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:43 am to
I mean what did this guy think that the kids wouldn't get caught with the shite by their parents?
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11885 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 11:41 am to
Free my guy. He dindu nuffin. He clearly just got into business school.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96550 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 11:44 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104738 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:31 pm to
Gotta have a vending machine that scans ID for 21+
Posted by RamJam1
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2007
443 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:49 pm to
I grew up in rural north central Alabama. We knew where the beer vending machine was in the next community over. Under some dudes open air carport. Was awesome but I didn’t last all that long either
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22124 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:12 pm to
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vending machine that scans ID for 21+


Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5251 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61951 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:24 pm to
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but too stupid to see three weeks into the future at the inevitable outcome.
he made it 19 days longer than I woulda thought.
Posted by Croozin2
Somewhere on the water
Member since Dec 2004
3471 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:28 pm to
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selling drugs to kids via vending machine under his carport


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