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West Monroe - man arrested, selling drugs to kids via vending machine under his carport
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
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A vending machine in the carport of a West Monroe home wasn’t stocked with soft drinks or snacks, investigators say—it was allegedly selling drugs to neighborhood children.
Narcotics officers have arrested a West Monroe man after receiving information that kids were reportedly purchasing drugs from the machine.
Jonathan Coburn, 35, of West Monroe, was arrested July 28 for numerous drug and weapons charges after complaints from parents that their children were obtaining various drugs from a vending machine in Coburn’s Arlington Drive carport earlier in the month.
According to an arrest affidavit, “multiple parents” told narcotics agents their children were obtaining THC vapes, THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, and other similar items from a vending machine.
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Agents of the Metro Narcotics Unit of Ouachita Parish went to the residence on July 1 and found a refrigerated vending machine full of illegal controlled substances inside of the open air carport. The vending machine was in good working order and displayed the price per each unit of drug, according to authorities. For example, one disposable THC vape was listed at $35.
Residents on the premises were determined to be Coburn’s mother and juvenile son. After interviews, a search warrant was obtained and executed for the home. During the search, agents located large amounts of THC vapes, large amounts of marijuana, large amounts of THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, a large variety of drug paraphernalia, one money counter, drug ledgers, two firearms, ammunition, money bands, banking information, two metal safes, etc.
https://lincolnparishjournal.com/2026/08/03/police-vending-machine-providing-drugs-to-kids/
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am to Shexter
Where were these vending machines when I was in high school?
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am to Shexter
Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:00 am to Shexter
This man is smart enough to come up with the idea of a THC vending machine, but too stupid to see three weeks into the future at the inevitable outcome.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:19 am to Shexter
Yeah I'm good. These kids will never talk.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:45 am to Shexter
How were these kids paying for this stuff?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:48 am to auggie
quote:If he’s an Arky or Gump, you don’t want to know.
How were these kids paying for this stuff?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:50 am to NorthTxLSU
quote:This. The fact that I contemplated if this was a good idea or not for a few moments.
Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:57 am to Shexter
Horrible person contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. Lock him up and throw away the key, right?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:41 am to Tiger Prawn
I'm out on bail now.
Friggin Karens all of the neighborhood ruining my side hustle.
Friggin Karens all of the neighborhood ruining my side hustle.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:43 am to Shexter
I mean what did this guy think that the kids wouldn't get caught with the shite by their parents?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 11:41 am to Shexter
Free my guy. He dindu nuffin. He clearly just got into business school.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:31 pm to Ace Midnight
Gotta have a vending machine that scans ID for 21+
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:49 pm to Shexter
I grew up in rural north central Alabama. We knew where the beer vending machine was in the next community over. Under some dudes open air carport. Was awesome but I didn’t last all that long either
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:12 pm to deltaland
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vending machine that scans ID for 21+

Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:24 pm to bird35
quote:he made it 19 days longer than I woulda thought.
but too stupid to see three weeks into the future at the inevitable outcome.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:28 pm to Shexter
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selling drugs to kids via vending machine under his carport
What could possibly go wrong?

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