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West Monroe - man arrested, selling drugs to kids via vending machine under his carport

Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21703 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:55 am
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A vending machine in the carport of a West Monroe home wasn’t stocked with soft drinks or snacks, investigators say—it was allegedly selling drugs to neighborhood children.

Narcotics officers have arrested a West Monroe man after receiving information that kids were reportedly purchasing drugs from the machine.

Jonathan Coburn, 35, of West Monroe, was arrested July 28 for numerous drug and weapons charges after complaints from parents that their children were obtaining various drugs from a vending machine in Coburn’s Arlington Drive carport earlier in the month.

According to an arrest affidavit, “multiple parents” told narcotics agents their children were obtaining THC vapes, THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, and other similar items from a vending machine.




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Agents of the Metro Narcotics Unit of Ouachita Parish went to the residence on July 1 and found a refrigerated vending machine full of illegal controlled substances inside of the open air carport. The vending machine was in good working order and displayed the price per each unit of drug, according to authorities. For example, one disposable THC vape was listed at $35.

Residents on the premises were determined to be Coburn’s mother and juvenile son. After interviews, a search warrant was obtained and executed for the home. During the search, agents located large amounts of THC vapes, large amounts of marijuana, large amounts of THC gummies, mushroom candy bars, a large variety of drug paraphernalia, one money counter, drug ledgers, two firearms, ammunition, money bands, banking information, two metal safes, etc.


https://lincolnparishjournal.com/2026/08/03/police-vending-machine-providing-drugs-to-kids/

This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26300 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am to
Where were these vending machines when I was in high school?
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 8:58 am
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
15007 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:59 am to
Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13723 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:00 am to
This man is smart enough to come up with the idea of a THC vending machine, but too stupid to see three weeks into the future at the inevitable outcome.

Posted by BrodyDad
Member since Dec 2025
373 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:19 am to
Yeah I'm good. These kids will never talk.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8849 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:32 am to
That's a rough 35.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31907 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:45 am to
How were these kids paying for this stuff?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76116 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:48 am to
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How were these kids paying for this stuff?
If he’s an Arky or Gump, you don’t want to know.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27905 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:50 am to
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Probably the smartest, dumb shite I've ever heard
This. The fact that I contemplated if this was a good idea or not for a few moments.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19053 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 9:57 am to
Horrible person contributing to the delinquency of juveniles. Lock him up and throw away the key, right?
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