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WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE BOILING SHELLFISH

Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:19 am
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:19 am
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There is strong evidence that most crabs and octopods do things that all sentient beings do — like learn and try to protect themselves from harm, CNN reported. Researchers used eight different ways of measuring sentience in these animals, and it turns out that crabs and lobsters met many of the scientific criteria. Does that mean that we’ll finally establish a more human way to eat them? Or could they even get banned as menu options in the future?
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Researchers at the London School of Economics released a report earlier in the month that analyzed 300 scientific studies of cephalopod molluscs (like squid and octopuses) and decapod crustaceans (like lobsters, crawfish, and crabs). What they found was that cephalopods and decapods are sentient creatures and they can definitely feel pain
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After a review of the report, the UK government and some legislators are trying to pass a bill that would create an Animal Sentience Committee that will ensure the protection of animals considered to be sentient, reported CNN. No one is exactly sure what kinds of laws will be enacted to protect crustaceans — they will likely include humane ways to prepare them — but these lawmakers are trying to organize on behalf of beings who cannot organize for themselves and it’s making me hopeful about life again.
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The Animal Welfare Sentience Bill provides a crucial assurance that animal wellbeing is rightly considered when developing new laws,” the UK’s Animal Welfare Minister Lord Zac Goldsmith said in a statement released Friday. “The science is now clear that decapods and cephalopods can feel pain and therefore it is only right they are covered by this vital piece of legislation."
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Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22143 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:21 am to
Coming soon, Soylent Green for everyone.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:22 am to
So no more of those nice Yorkshire low country boils then
Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
Member since May 2007
19706 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:30 am to
Way Way over there is where you go with this bullshite. I am going to cook twice as many mudbugs now.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
3447 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:41 am to
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What they found was that cephalopods and decapods are sentient creatures and they can definitely feel pain

No shite. These people didn’t know that already?
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The Animal Welfare Sentience Bill

Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3177 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 5:53 am to
Damn....crawfish prices bout to sky rocket!!
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:11 am to
Right after this news report an executive in the news media says,”he eat lobster tonight.”

It ok guy they are exempt and eating lobster which helps them understand more about this issue.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1463 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:21 am to
I thought this was going to be David Chang making another show where he shits on Louisiana and tells us to cook our crawfish like Houston.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34011 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:28 am to
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There is strong evidence that most crabs and octopods do things that all sentient beings do — like learn and try to protect themselves from harm


The irony is that these are the same people that will claim that a fetus is not sentient.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
10854 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:31 am to
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What they found was that cephalopods and decapods are sentient creatures and they can definitely feel pain


OH NO

Anyways…
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166135 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:31 am to
And beef and pork and poultry?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32624 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:34 am to
Our world is going into the shitter. Inflation is at a sky high rate, half our country is too scared to come out of their house and scientist are trying to figure out what crabs feel

I’m gonna keep boiling the duck out of crawfish and crabs
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21855 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:45 am to
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The science is now clear that decapods and cephalopods can feel pain and therefore it is only right they are covered by this vital piece of legislation."
Do they really think that there’s other animals on a typical human diet that DON’T feel pain? These people are scientists?
Posted by John_V
SELA
Member since Oct 2018
1746 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 6:57 am to
I'm sure livestock kept in cages, barns, and small fields show signs of depression. Does this change anything in regards to your diet? No. Okay then. Pass the salt.
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5702 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:04 am to
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Do they really think that there’s other animals on a typical human diet that DON’T feel pain?


They’re trying to require a knife through the brain first rather than death by boiling/steaming.
Posted by SlackMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
2652 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:09 am to
I wonder if the wildebeest feels pain when the lion chases them down and eats them? Or maybe the deer when the crocodile grabs them, breaks their leg, and pulls them into the water?

There is legitimate academic interest in whether these animals are sentient and/or feel pain but to conclude that we should change how we cook them is just dumb.

ETA: That said, the capitalist in me wants to sell a numbing concoction to put in the water before we boil them. I bet it would sell like hotcakes -- especially in the liberal northeast where they do clam bakes!!
This post was edited on 11/30/21 at 9:43 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65528 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:13 am to
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decapods and cephalopods
I think there are some plainly pictured here-
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:19 am to
Hitler banned the boiling of shellfish, congratulations media, you are Hitler
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69049 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:31 am to
I'm not killing my crawfish before I boil dem. No one eats da straight ones.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31438 posts
Posted on 11/30/21 at 7:36 am to
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like learn and try to protect themselves from harm, 

Like viruses do?
So we shouldn't have vaccines and treatments?
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