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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:24 am to TheInvisibleMan
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:24 am to TheInvisibleMan
Sounds like you're ugly.
Remember.. it's not sexual harassment if you're attractive.
Remember.. it's not sexual harassment if you're attractive.
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Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:24 am to Tiger Chemist
quote:
Why not just say, “Would you like to grab coffee?”.
I've never been a coffee person.
And I assure all of this that this actually did happen. I know you don't want to believe it but I did it yesterday. I had gotten the idea while on vacation last week and decided to go with it.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:24 am to TheInvisibleMan
quote:Nah, you should have just asked her in person.
Would a text message have been better?
Women love confidence.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:24 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
quote:
You don't ask for sex by email. The only way you're getting sex from a woman is you have to be in the moment. Most women see sex as an emotional attachment. The FWB starts after you have sex at least once. You don't become FWB if you can't get her naked first.
Exactly. You don’t ask for sex, period.
You set the mood, increase the physical, read the room, then shoot your shot.
You basically begged for sex. I can hear her vagina audibly drying up as she read your email
There are deserts with more moisture
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 9:28 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:26 am to fr33manator
And now he’s shooting his shot into a sock.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:26 am to TheInvisibleMan
This smells a lot like a reddit post reposted here as a troll.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:27 am to Scruffy
quote:
Women love confidence.
Like I said tell her you're going to rip her clothes off, cup her and stick a buttplug in her a-hole. She'll either laugh or go for it. Either way you win. You don't have to actually do any of it - it's just filthy talk. You don't plead with a woman for sex.
I think OP needs a hooker or a visit to couple of strip clubs.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 9:30 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
(I thought it was put together fairly nicely. I even gave her an out. Alas it seems I miscalculated.)
Thought/nicely/miscalculated?
Yeesh
Thought/nicely/miscalculated?
Yeesh
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 9:29 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
You can't send that kinda of shite to your sister!
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
Whoever is creating these incel alters needs to come up with a new stereotype to impersonate.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 9:40 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:30 am to lsu5803tiger
quote:
Whoever is creating these incel alters needs to come with a new stereotype to impersonate.
This alter seems to be the same one that was driving from Orlando to Tampa on work nights to go to full nudity strip clubs.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:31 am to PhillyTiger90
Email
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:31 am to TheInvisibleMan
I hope this is a troll.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:31 am to TheInvisibleMan
Think of how many of her girlfriends she has sent this to. Not only are you not getting laid, now they are all weirded out by you.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:33 am to TheInvisibleMan
You seem kind of gay because you way over communicate. Women say they want a man to communicate. They really don't. They want to complain about a man that doesn't communicate and when he does communicate a little she feel like it's a "breakthrough" and both get laid. 
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:33 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
quote:
Think of how many of her girlfriends she has sent this to. Not only are you not getting laid, now they are all weirded out by you.
Luckily I only know 2 of her other friends and I never hung out with them unless she was part of the group. We had different friend groups so there was no risk of that. Her girlfriends aren't the type I would be interesting in getting laid with anyway. I mean we knew each other for 6 years. I think it's safe to say she was never going to hook me up with one of her friends anyway.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:34 am to TheInvisibleMan
So you equated sex with her to sex with a prostitute...
Wonder how she ever could have gotten offended by that.
Here's how fwb works: you're out with your prospect drinking too much and you go in for the sugar. You one night stand with her and work out the details after, you dummy
Wonder how she ever could have gotten offended by that.
Here's how fwb works: you're out with your prospect drinking too much and you go in for the sugar. You one night stand with her and work out the details after, you dummy
Posted on 4/10/22 at 9:34 am to TheInvisibleMan
What the fukk dude?
You're 38, you should have known that would go as a shart.
You're 38, you should have known that would go as a shart.
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