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re: "Wait...what?" TOTD: Now THIS is a dating profile
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:39 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:39 am to SlowFlowPro
In my experience, roughly 70% of the Jesuit high grads are under 5’7. How do any of them ever get laid?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 am to teke184
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I’m too old to stick my dick in crazy.
Nah, you're never too old for that. It's like the fountain of fricking youth.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:58 am to bbap
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I'm confused, is she saying she fricked her dad?
that's the "wait...what?" part, not the car metaphors
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:02 am to SlowFlowPro
I'm not on them but if a lot of women use those "make me pretty" filters for their profile pictures, that shite should be illegal.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:03 am to Mr Perfect
The pregnant chick can say all she wants that she's not interested in "hookups", but there is clear evidence to the contrary
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:08 am to SlowFlowPro
I feel for you Millenials, it must suck to have to date this way.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:08 am to SlowFlowPro
Daddy issues are like my bat signal.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:10 am to SlowFlowPro
It’s a shame how women abused their sexuality and brag about it like it’s a good think. What is a better sell? An ad about a beat up corolla or a commercial for a new Camry?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:11 am to bbap
Gosh.... it’s a JOKE. And I’m kinda intrigued by this girl....
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:11 am to PeteRose
Apparently the Corolla has been riced out completely.
If someone were into that kind of thing, they would have to pay a lot to do it on a new car.
If someone were into that kind of thing, they would have to pay a lot to do it on a new car.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:13 am to SlowFlowPro
When I was on dating apps, any chick with a stupid Snapchat filter in her profile was an automatic left swipe.
And they all say not looking for a hookup. Just ignore that shite and keep plowing away.
And they all say not looking for a hookup. Just ignore that shite and keep plowing away.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:19 am to X123F45
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Daddy issues are like my bat signal.
Those are the ones you want
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:20 am to teke184
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I’m too old to stick my dick in crazy.
You're never too old for that. Never.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:27 am to SPEEDY
I think I'm gonna marry her.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:28 am to SPEEDY
Online dating is a mess these days. Pretty much every girl on tinder under the age of 25 has at least one skanky arse bikini pic
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