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re: "Wait...what?" TOTD: Now THIS is a dating profile

Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:39 am to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40794 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:39 am to
In my experience, roughly 70% of the Jesuit high grads are under 5’7. How do any of them ever get laid?
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:41 am to
quote:

I’m too old to stick my dick in crazy.


Nah, you're never too old for that. It's like the fountain of fricking youth.



Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:52 am to
Now that's a Catfax.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:58 am to
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I'm confused, is she saying she fricked her dad?

that's the "wait...what?" part, not the car metaphors
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37572 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:02 am to
I'm not on them but if a lot of women use those "make me pretty" filters for their profile pictures, that shite should be illegal.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36162 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:03 am to
The pregnant chick can say all she wants that she's not interested in "hookups", but there is clear evidence to the contrary
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26126 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:08 am to
I feel for you Millenials, it must suck to have to date this way.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:08 am to
Daddy issues are like my bat signal.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18307 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:10 am to
It’s a shame how women abused their sexuality and brag about it like it’s a good think. What is a better sell? An ad about a beat up corolla or a commercial for a new Camry?
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
5032 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:11 am to
Gosh.... it’s a JOKE. And I’m kinda intrigued by this girl....
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:11 am to
Apparently the Corolla has been riced out completely.

If someone were into that kind of thing, they would have to pay a lot to do it on a new car.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7130 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:13 am to
When I was on dating apps, any chick with a stupid Snapchat filter in her profile was an automatic left swipe.

And they all say not looking for a hookup. Just ignore that shite and keep plowing away.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14165 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:19 am to
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Daddy issues are like my bat signal.




Those are the ones you want
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:20 am to
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I’m too old to stick my dick in crazy.





You're never too old for that. Never.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88373 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:27 am to
I think I'm gonna marry her.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69693 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:28 am to
Online dating is a mess these days. Pretty much every girl on tinder under the age of 25 has at least one skanky arse bikini pic
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88373 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:30 am to
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88373 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:32 am to
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:40 am to
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