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re: "Wait...what?" TOTD: Now THIS is a dating profile

Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Sorry, I'm the one on the left lol




Eh, it's Tinder. Not like it's used to find a real relationship.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 8:42 am
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7130 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:42 am to
Whenever a profile pic has more than one girl in it, you can go ahead and assume the ugly chick is the one who has the profile.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:45 am to
Wait Tinder is still a thing?

Havent bishes moved onto other apps?
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
12012 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:52 am to
sense of humor counts BIG
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29708 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:08 am to
Oh if I had a nickel for every "no hook ups" that I had over while in my Tinder days. It's the sure fire way to know a girl is a whore. A girl that isn't doesn't assume anyone thinks that about her and doesn't need to put it.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I feel for you Millenials, it must suck to have to date this way.


If you're dating for the long term, absolutely.

If you're dating just to scratch itches, they have it made from what I can tell.
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:00 am to


If I do ever have a son, he will be taught from a very young age how women actually fricking work. Period.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
13770 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:33 am to
quote:

he will be taught from a very young age how women actually fricking work. Period.



Why don't you download some of this primo inside knowledge on us
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:29 am to
quote:

feel for you Millenials, it must suck to have to date this way.


I mean, you don't have to. It just makes things alot easier.

Sure there are alot of sluts, but it's way easier to filter them out and it honestly moves things along quicker.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:08 am to
quote:

I’m the good thing small packages come in.


Shouldn’t this say “I’m the small package that good thing come in”?

Because the way she says it - it looks like she only wants guys that have small packages. Which may work to my benefits.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124917 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:16 am to
Having sex off a dating app is as easy as ordering pizza

Finding an attractive normal girl? Not so easy.
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:23 am to
quote:

A girl that isn't doesn't assume anyone thinks that about her and doesn't need to put it.


yep, like the "no soliciting" signs, usually just means that they are bad at saying "no", so they put up the sign
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:24 am to



Looks like you don’t need a condom for a while
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:25 am to
Bonus!
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:30 am to
They'll be beating down her door. Who wouldn't want to take care of one snooty little bastard but also be in the waiting room to help her deliver someone else's kid? I only wish I was single.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 10:31 am to
Incest was apparently a heartwarming experience for her.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157297 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 11:53 am to
quote:

...blowing on it and shoving it back in.”

quote:

Nintendo 64

I appreciate the effort, but she’s talking about the NES, not the 64. Shows her age.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

I appreciate the effort, but she’s talking about the NES, not the 64. Shows her age.



The 64 was released in 96. Odds are she’s never seriously played with any of them and is just trying to sound nerdy-cute-clever.

Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

If I ever have to get back on the open market i'm fricked. I'm incompatible with today's societal norms


I’m probably younger than you and I feel that way too.

We’re teaching girls to be crude, for one.

We’re also telling them that they should act like men, and girls believe we find that attractive.
This post was edited on 10/5/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 12:42 pm to
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