re: &quot;Wait...what?&quot; TOTD: Now THIS is a dating profile

Posted by MrLSU

Yellowstone, Val d'isere

Member since Jan 2004

30072 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:38 pm to DomincDecoco

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No carfax???

Pussyfax is where you go to check for previous damage.

Posted by fr33manator

Baton Rouge

Member since Oct 2010

135032 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 2:53 pm to MrLSU

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Pussyfax is where you go to check for previous damage.

So many dudes think they wrecked it, but it doesn’t have a mark on it

Posted by FightinTigersDammit

Louisiana North

Member since Mar 2006

46425 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:34 pm to teke184

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Does she have a Masters in mixed messages? She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.

Kinda like a chick who has the username "HotLips69", who says she's not looking for sex.

Posted by Sidicous

NELA

Member since Aug 2015

19296 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:41 pm to NIH

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Finding an attractive normal girl? Not so easy.

"Normal" is a raging whore these days.

Thanks single parent households!

Mom's with a steady stream of new guys are showing their daughters exactly how to be a cheap slut. The daughter grows up with the "normal" being a steady string of different guy every week/month/day for Mommy who is her role model. And daughter takes it up a notch since it's normal there's no moral brake to slow her down any.

Posted by bulldog95

North Louisiana

Member since Jan 2011

21259 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 6:57 pm to ItNeverRains

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If I ever have to get back on the open market i'm fricked. I'm incompatible with today's societal norms

That’s what I thought but when my ex wife left and I started dating again my eyes were opened and I realized I had been missing out compared to what I had then to what I have now.

Posted by peaster68

Mississippi

Member since Dec 2011

6186 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:08 pm to SlowFlowPro

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Posted by Tiger Prawn

Member since Dec 2016

26325 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:18 pm to PrivatePublic

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If you're dating just to scratch itches, they have it made from what I can tell.

Just be careful that one of those tinder whores doesn’t give you new itches

This post was edited on 10/5/19 at 7:21 pm

Posted by FightinTigersDammit

Louisiana North

Member since Mar 2006

46425 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 7:43 pm to peaster68

Holly is wise beyond her years.

Posted by sportsaddit68

Hammond

Member since Sep 2008

6611 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:24 pm to BurningHeart

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I don't care if that preg chick says no hookups. She wants a hookup and I'd give her one

I think she is looking for a baby step daddy to watch/pay for kids while she hooks up elsewhere

Posted by Lawyered

The Sip

Member since Oct 2016

38766 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 8:29 pm to peaster68

I'm gonna assume Gracie is the one with the huge forehead... but still would smash either in that picture.

Posted by Yowie Wowie

Member since Oct 2019

53 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:19 pm to Mr Perfect

Um, I think I hooked up w/ that girl... I’m gonna see if I can find the pic she sent that looks similar to that from when I first met her

Yep... here it is

This post was edited on 10/5/19 at 9:28 pm

Posted by BuckyCheese

Member since Jan 2015

57778 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:27 pm to Yowie Wowie

So is she good or no?

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Posted by Yowie Wowie

Member since Oct 2019

53 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:32 pm to BuckyCheese

Yeah... VERY good-looking woman. What I’m confused about is why her tat is different in the OP. And she does eyelashes and similar services for a living - not a nurses assistant

Posted by Yowie Wowie

Member since Oct 2019

53 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:34 pm to BuckyCheese

She had an on-again, off-again boyfriend at the time... fortunately I caught her during an off-again phase. They ended up getting back together and that the last I heard from her.

Posted by BuckyCheese

Member since Jan 2015

57778 posts

Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:37 pm to Yowie Wowie

So she takes it in the butt.

Nice.