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"Wait...what?" TOTD: Now THIS is a dating profile
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:12 am
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:12 am
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Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:13 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:14 am to SlowFlowPro
No carfax???
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:15 am
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:15 am to Mr Perfect
She sure is picky for being a nursing assistant at 28 y/o. She has at least 2 kids, imo.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:15 am to Flashback
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:16 am to SlowFlowPro
Really good profile until the very end...
"Loud when revved up. Can fit large fuel nozzles. - Dad"
"Loud when revved up. Can fit large fuel nozzles. - Dad"
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:18 am
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:18 am to SlowFlowPro
If I ever have to get back on the open market i'm fricked. I'm incompatible with today's societal norms
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:18 am to SlowFlowPro
I'm confused, is she saying she fricked her dad?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:20 am to SlowFlowPro
That shade of lipstick and dyed hair are big red flags before you get to the last few lines of that profile. Then again...
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 7:21 am
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:20 am to Mr Perfect
Manlets BTFO.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:21 am to ItNeverRains
quote:
If I ever have to get back on the open market i'm fricked. I'm incompatible with today's societal norms
Not if you have any small amount of disposable cash.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:21 am to SlowFlowPro
My only advice is,
use a prophylactic.
use a prophylactic.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:21 am to Mr Perfect
I don't care if that preg chick says no hookups. She wants a hookup and I'd give her one 
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:22 am to Mr Perfect
Did she really have to clarify the phrase .. “child on the way”?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:24 am to Mr Perfect
Does she have a Masters in mixed messages?
She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.
She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:28 am to teke184
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She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.
The only purchase option is a lay-a-way plan.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:30 am to Lawyered
quote:
Did she really have to clarify the phrase .. “child on the way”?
With the guys she's likely to attract? Probably...
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:31 am to teke184
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She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.
They all say that and 90% of the time it's bullshite.
Like women who their Facebook status to "in a relationship" every time they date a guy for more than a month four or five times a year. It's their way of justifying they're not a whore when they're clearly riding the carousel.
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:33 am to teke184
quote:
Does she have a Masters in mixed messages?
She’s showing a picture of her in a swimsuit that is flossing her arse yet she claims “no hookups”.
You obviously have never been on dating apps
Posted on 10/4/19 at 7:35 am to BurningHeart
It’s been about 10 years and if I see that, I don’t want to deal with the bullshite because I’m too old to stick my dick in crazy.
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