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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to Winston Cup
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to Winston Cup
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The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child
This is what happens when you monkey around without the monkeys consent. #BelieveAllMonkeys
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:10 pm to WestCoastAg
Wherever Treasures is
It’s treasures
It’s treasures
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:14 pm to WestCoastAg
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id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021


This fricking thread delivers........
Are we sure this didn't happen in Florida? Just saying.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:16 pm to WestCoastAg
I have all of the questions. 

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:23 pm to WestCoastAg
Maybe Texas is ready for the SEC after all….
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:29 pm to auwaterfowler
That Sagan rehab program cranks out some real weird shite some times.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:30 pm to auwaterfowler
Uhh you frickin think?
Would make an epic SEC Shorts
Would make an epic SEC Shorts

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:31 pm to G The Tiger Fan
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Unless i myself say it ok it !
Do you think "Say it, OK it!" is her catchphrase?
Can you imagine dating someone with a catchphrase??
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:32 pm to USMEagles
A native of Upland, CA.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:33 pm to USMEagles
As shocking as it seems, the stripper with a pet monkey isnt the most educated
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:42 pm to WestCoastAg
I thought surely this was gonna lead to a line form a Ray Stevens song……
They’ve got a pet monkey,
He likes to get drunky,
And sang boogie woogie,
You know it sounds real funky,
Come on, sang one monkey!
They’ve got a pet monkey,
He likes to get drunky,
And sang boogie woogie,
You know it sounds real funky,
Come on, sang one monkey!
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:43 pm to OWLFAN86
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I see nothing wrong with this

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:43 pm to WaterLink
inbetween the time it took me to see her tweet and get home, she tweeted a video out of her breaking down the scene of the crime but has since deleted it 

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:44 pm to WestCoastAg
Of all the responsible, intelligent people that aren’t able to own a monkey, or any other exotic animal, somehow a busted arse stripper from Tuscaloosa winds up with one 

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:46 pm to WestCoastAg
All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in. Seems a bit grander, maybe a OC or DC. Is there a lift under the chair for that desk, if not, no HC.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:48 pm to WaterLink
Let the monkey fly the plane!
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:50 pm to WestCoastAg
She is disgusting. I can't imagine leaving my kids, much less for a piece of trash like that.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:51 pm to real turf fan
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All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in. Seems a bit grander, maybe a OC or DC. Is there a lift under the chair for that desk, if not, no HC.
Looks like a home office and it’s probably the boyfriend’s. He was Bama’s ST coach before following Sark to Texas
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:52 pm to WestCoastAg
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he left his wife and children for said stripper
He puts the word “special” in “special teams”. What a dummy.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:29 pm to AUbagman
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She is disgusting. I can't imagine leaving my kids, much less for a piece of trash like that.
Jeff Banks must be a man who thrives in chaos. I could only dream of living that free.
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