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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid

Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28312 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to
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The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child


This is what happens when you monkey around without the monkeys consent. #BelieveAllMonkeys
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66496 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:10 pm to
Wherever Treasures is

It’s treasures
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021


This fricking thread delivers........

Are we sure this didn't happen in Florida? Just saying.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5291 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:16 pm to
I have all of the questions.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2697 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:23 pm to
Maybe Texas is ready for the SEC after all….
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15182 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:29 pm to
That Sagan rehab program cranks out some real weird shite some times.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15319 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:30 pm to
Uhh you frickin think?

Would make an epic SEC Shorts
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Unless i myself say it ok it !


Do you think "Say it, OK it!" is her catchphrase?

Can you imagine dating someone with a catchphrase??

Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:32 pm to
A native of Upland, CA.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:34 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:33 pm to
As shocking as it seems, the stripper with a pet monkey isnt the most educated
Posted by HighlyFavoredTiger
TexLaArk
Member since Jun 2018
915 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:42 pm to
I thought surely this was gonna lead to a line form a Ray Stevens song……

They’ve got a pet monkey,
He likes to get drunky,
And sang boogie woogie,
You know it sounds real funky,
Come on, sang one monkey!
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19765 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:43 pm to
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I see nothing wrong with this


Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:43 pm to
inbetween the time it took me to see her tweet and get home, she tweeted a video out of her breaking down the scene of the crime but has since deleted it
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3014 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:44 pm to
Of all the responsible, intelligent people that aren’t able to own a monkey, or any other exotic animal, somehow a busted arse stripper from Tuscaloosa winds up with one
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10268 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:46 pm to
All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in. Seems a bit grander, maybe a OC or DC. Is there a lift under the chair for that desk, if not, no HC.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70502 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:48 pm to
Let the monkey fly the plane!
quote:


Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11039 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:50 pm to
She is disgusting. I can't imagine leaving my kids, much less for a piece of trash like that.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
23884 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:51 pm to
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All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in. Seems a bit grander, maybe a OC or DC. Is there a lift under the chair for that desk, if not, no HC.


Looks like a home office and it’s probably the boyfriend’s. He was Bama’s ST coach before following Sark to Texas
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12087 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:52 pm to
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he left his wife and children for said stripper


He puts the word “special” in “special teams”. What a dummy.
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1705 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:29 pm to
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She is disgusting. I can't imagine leaving my kids, much less for a piece of trash like that.


Jeff Banks must be a man who thrives in chaos. I could only dream of living that free.
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