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UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:14 pm
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Tom Campbell
@thomasgcampbell
I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.
The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.
this is on the MSB but I assumed this place would appreciate this story. banks is a coach who came with sark from bama and he left his wife and children for said stripper, who has a pet monkey that she used in her routines, and said monkey apparently attacked a kid last night
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:15 pm to WestCoastAg
So many questions but I’m tired and don’t know where to begin
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:15 pm to Hogwarts
Sounds like a typical Sunday in Austin.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:16 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:16 pm to WestCoastAg
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who has a pet monkey that she used in her routines,
She calls it “stroking Macaque”
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:16 pm to WestCoastAg
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who has a pet monkey that she used in her routines,
I'd take a look at that
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm to WestCoastAg
Keep Austin weird
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm to WestCoastAg
Solid posting job, WCA. 
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:17 pm to WestCoastAg
If your special teams coach doesn’t have a monkey and date a stripper do you really have a special teams coach?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:18 pm to WestCoastAg
Does the monkey have its own Instagram?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:18 pm to WestCoastAg
I want to see her routine.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:18 pm to G The Tiger Fan
I'm sure someone runs it for the monkey.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:19 pm to WestCoastAg
the fricking “pole assassin” is the funniest part of this story
apparently that dude left his wife and kids for this broad
apparently that dude left his wife and kids for this broad
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:20 pm to WestCoastAg
There's definitely a fat monkey in that picture.
Also, a primate.
Also, a primate.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:20 pm to fightin tigers
quote:Is Santa Claus not real either?
I'm sure someone runs it for the monkey.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:21 pm to WestCoastAg
Did you just show us her monkey?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:21 pm to WestCoastAg
Is she some sort of halfsie?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:22 pm to WestCoastAg
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stripper, who has a pet monkey that she used in her routines
I bet her Dad is proud of what his daughter is making as her life's work.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:22 pm to WestCoastAg
Is that an arsehole on her belly or a belly button? Looks like an arsehole in front.
What a skank.
What a skank.
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:23 pm to NorthTxLSU
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apparently that dude left his wife and kids for this broad
Says the man who has obviously never been seduced by a woman with a pet monkey.
Resisting is easier said than done, baw.
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