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re: UPDATE: ‘90 Day Fiancé’ star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare

Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:06 pm to
For $50K a week I'm farting until I'm buried six feet under and can't fart no more.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4102 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

squeezed out up to 50 jars’ worth of farts a week


Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24018 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:11 pm to
That's a lot of money for gas. She should find a way to keep churning it out. Perhaps a cardiologist can do a workup and she'll be less concerned about the pains. Too young for heart trouble.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40817 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:12 pm to
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i mean not to help this dumb broad out, but she does know she can pretend to fart in the jar and none of her perve clients would know the difference.



Baw, I'd reckon if a buttercup works, a fart in a sealed jar damn sure will and a real pervert will know what's up if it doesn't contain a legit fart.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61027 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:15 pm to


Hospital put her in a chair. Can’t be stankin’ up the hospital bed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:15 pm to
$200k for jars o’farts

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

she can pretend to fart in the jar and none of her perve clients would know the difference.

Damn, I wonder if I can get a refund …
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61027 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Damn, I wonder if I can get a refund …


You’ve had the opportunity to sniff what would now be considered an endangered fart. You should send her more money.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18084 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:21 pm to
This world is a fricking reality show for aliens. It has to be.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

You should send her more money.

Done.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61027 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:33 pm to
It was the right thing to do.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4102 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:34 pm to
Damn shame. I was going to treat myself to some aroma therapy by buying one of her jar o'farts and a Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candle.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2866 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 4:36 pm to
Downvote was accidental. Was trying to upvote.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3760 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14339 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:07 pm to
Damn it. I was about to order a 12 pk.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26348 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

A reality TV star who launched a gassy venture peddling her fancy flatulence to strangers Stephanie Matto, 31, blew away people on social media when she recently announced that she makes more than $50,000 a week selling her farts.


This is what people mean when they say women live life on Easy Mode
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3833 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:43 pm to
She is receiving a blood transfusion in that picture, so I’d wager she has something going on OTHER than/ in addition a “heart attack”.
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3833 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:44 pm to
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Downvote was accidental. Was trying to upvote.


Simply refresh page and hit “upvote” instead and voila it’s now an upvote! You’re welcome.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:44 pm to
I hate to be that guy because she's definitely a pretty woman, but wtf is up with her big toe?



Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10057 posts
Posted on 1/4/22 at 5:48 pm to
Void in the market. I’m gonna have to have a talk with the wife
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