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re: Unpopular opinion: cyclists are douchbags

Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:46 am to
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
375 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:46 am to
The groups that ride the back roads are a plague. They ride 4 wide, taking up 90% of the road, then give you a dirty look when they have to move over.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17445 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:46 am to
Not all cyclists. Just 99% of them.

Either obey all the rules of the road or none of them.

Pick a side.

None of this: anger at me for passing them in my car and also getting angry that they have to unclip their feet from the pedals to stop at the stop sign they want to run through (unlike cars).

Make a decision you lulu lemon guys.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19450 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Back of the shirt of one guy stated “cyclists can use full lane”.

This is when I took down the window, pull up next to them and yell, "Share the road."

I love their faces.
Posted by tenderfoot tigah
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2004
11557 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:47 am to
It's also a dangerous hobby. Pick something else.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:48 am to
Not all roadies are gay, but they do all chortle ballbags.

Gimme dirt.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36972 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:50 am to
I ran over a jaywalking cyclist.

True story....frick that guy.

Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10392 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:50 am to
Agreed and get a train horn.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7253 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:50 am to
Cyclists are douchebags. I’m willing to bet that the guy that just got arrested for beating his old lady and her son is a cyclist with coordinated gear.
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:51 am to
Exactly, there are bad drivers out there, why tempt fate playing on the roads with them ?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33504 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:51 am to
This is a very popular opinion, not an unpopular opinion. This is why people run over cyclists and motorcycles
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5088 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:52 am to
The only one I know is a dbag. Massive ego. Small sample size though.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86177 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Unpopular opinion: cyclists are douchbags


such bravery posting this “unpopular” here
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127381 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:54 am to
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Totally agreed

+1
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25893 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:54 am to
quote:

This is why people run over cyclists and motorcycles


What?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299293 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:55 am to
They're very entitled, for some reason.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46827 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:55 am to
Cyclist actually like it when they act like an a-hole, then you shoot them with the paintball gun that you keep in the truck for Siegen Lane beggars.

They wear their paint spots as a trophy on their clothes, to prove to the other cyclists that they messed up someone's day with their douchebaggery.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30254 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:55 am to
That's not really an unpopular opinion.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:56 am to
This isn't unpopular, and they don't police their own.
Posted by tigerbacon
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2010
4636 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:56 am to
I have zero issue cyclists obeyingf the laws of the road and take the whole lane. I have issues when the run the red lights, go between cars to the front of the line of a traffic stop, ride in the wrong lane, ride on a sidewalk. Just obey the laws and it’s safer for us all
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33485 posts
Posted on 1/1/22 at 9:56 am to
In NYC they are awful. They DGAF about anyone else on the road (pedestrians or cars).

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