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re: United Airlines vs Nigerian woman with pungent BO

Posted on 5/12/18 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60152 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 2:56 pm to
Why can’t other cultures be normal like us?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47720 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:09 pm to
...If you absolutely have to, you can eat the bowling ball.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:20 pm to
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and personal hygiene products are expensive.


No they fricking aren't

Especially not for someone who is taking international flights with multiple children.

Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:36 pm to
Yeah, I completely agree. I just think it’s mostly a cultural thing. These foreigners grow up not being taught anything about hygiene, offensive odors, etc. So when they come to America, how many of them have people who are willing to address the issue to help them?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 5/12/18 at 3:37 pm to
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No they fricking aren't

Especially not for someone who is taking international flights with multiple children.


They certainly are for someone living in a 3rd world country. Obviously not the case here. But in many cases they grow up not being taught anything about it because of that.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30764 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:20 pm to
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Flying from Nigeria to Ontario Canada, via Texas and California? Either she has a terrible sense of direction, or she is trying to spend the millions she is smuggling out of Nigeria for that government official.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151053 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:22 pm to
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Queen Obioma
wakanda forever
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3147 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:28 pm to
Why not just tell them that the flight was overbooked and the other people in their seat at first Debs or something. Give them an excuse to walk off the plane and put them on a later flight why not just tell them that the flight was overbooked and the other people in their seat had first dibs or something. Give them an excuse to walk off the plane and put them on a later flight with less people/nobody complaining about it.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19459 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:32 pm to
Then you don’t belong on a modern form of transportation
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:51 pm to
Look. While in college, every time I found myself near an Arab they smelled bad. I mean, hold your breath as much as you could, while they were around, bad.

One day, I was waiting for the elevator. It opens and there is one person in there. It was some Arab dude. He was the worst smelling person I ever encountered. It was bad. I go to the floor I was going to, went to class, when class was done I go back to the elevator and when I got in it, his smell was still lingering. The elevator stopped on the next floor and picked up some people, I was pissed because they were going to assume I was the person smelling bad.

Either way, I swear, for the rest of the day I could smell that dude. It was as if I soaked up the smell.

Someone told me (not sure if it is true) that for them, the smell is a masculinity thing.. And vice versa for a female. That is a sexual attraction to the other sex. The last thing I would ever want to smell is a bed after two Arabs have been going to pound town...
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:53 pm to
Probably since you’re eye level to his arse hole he crop dusted you, that’s what you were smelling
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12803 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:57 pm to
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What is it with foreigners and smelling terrible? Do these people not know how to take a shower?



They probably aren’t fans of yours either
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 4:58 pm to
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Probably since you’re eye level to his arse hole he crop dusted you, that’s what you were smelling


quote:

Probably since you’re eye level to his arse hole he crop dusted you, that’s what you were smelling




Whatever it was, it smelled better than when your mom use to open her legs.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27628 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 5:09 pm to
I've been exposed to some unbelievably smelly Germans. Has to be only one bath a week. Also seen some wear the same clothes everyday of the week.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76158 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 5:25 pm to
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Queen Obioma
You simply can’t make this shite up.

Play by our rules or stay the frick out of our country.

I do the same when I travel (within reason).

Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5776 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 5:39 pm to
I was once on a United flight and this dirty arse woman who smelled worse than anything I’d smelled in my life sat next to me. It was a five hour flight and I’m thinking no way I can endure this for five hours. Luckily for me she had a kid who was about five. She didn’t purchase a ticket for him-thought he could sit in her lap. They removed her from the flight thank God.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19459 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 5:44 pm to
You’re in my world. In my world, we shower.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 5:48 pm to
If she’s awarded damages, every smelly mofo out there is going to be lining up to take a shot at getting paid. Would I be within reason to hose smelly Queen down with Lysol because it’s offensive to my nose?
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21153 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 6:44 pm to
Queen Obioma....

Can't have Obioma without B.O.
This post was edited on 5/12/18 at 6:47 pm
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 5/12/18 at 6:58 pm to
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Why can’t other cultures be normal like us?


Noble savages
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