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Twitter Introduces New 'Send Mob' Feature
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:10 pm
Babylon Bee
quote:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In response to frequent and passionate requests from a handful of users, Twitter announced a new “Send Mob” feature for its popular social media platform. Now, whenever a twitter debate gets particularly heated, Twitter’s algorithm will automatically enable a “Send Mob” button, allowing users to send an angry crowd to their opponent’s location.
quote:
For years, Twitter has been at the cutting edge of tearing people apart for having different opinions from you,” Twitter tweeted today. “After a series of trial tests, we are pleased to release this new feature to the public, knowing that there could be no downsides whatsoever to enabling unbridled, impulsive rage!”
quote:
“Honestly, we didn’t really have any choice,” said Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. “Two or three blue-checked Twitter users threatened to deplatform me if we didn’t add this feature.”
Twitter says they are also testing a “Tar and Feather” feature, with eventual plans for a guillotine button.
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Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:11 pm to High C
Pretty solid Babylon Bee article 
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:11 pm to High C
lol... the molotov cocktail icon is amazing.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:15 pm to High C
so twitter is now a criminal enterprise actively engaged in inciting riots 
where does barr stand on allowing this? are indictments being printed as we speak? if they uphold the law they should be
where does barr stand on allowing this? are indictments being printed as we speak? if they uphold the law they should be
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:16 pm to High C
If that were true, I'd actually sign up, and get a Twitter acct.
It would be like playing the old civilization game back in the day. You could basically try defeating your opposition with real life npc's..
It would be like playing the old civilization game back in the day. You could basically try defeating your opposition with real life npc's..
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:16 pm to High C
A lot of people don't realize Babylon Bee is a satire website.
Says a lot that this story will get traction anyway
Says a lot that this story will get traction anyway
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to High C
quote:
Twitter Introduces New 'Send Mob' Feature
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to High C
Please tell me this is an onion article.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to keakar
I know it’s hard to tell these days, but it’s satire.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to High C
quote:
Twitter says they are also testing a “Tar and Feather” feature, with eventual plans for a guillotine button.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to keakar
quote:
so twitter is now a criminal enterprise actively engaged in inciting riots
where does barr stand on allowing this? are indictments being printed as we speak? if they uphold the law they should be
You do realize it's a satire article, right?
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:17 pm to High C
I needed that laugh
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:19 pm to High C
If it was true, you could easily lure said mob to attack a fortified location manned by many baws with long guns.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:20 pm to lsuhunt555
quote:It is not.
Please tell me this is an onion article.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:21 pm to High C
I love the Babylon Bee
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:24 pm to RummelTiger
quote:that is a mazel tov cocktail
the molotov cocktail icon is amazing.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:25 pm to High C
The Bee stings again.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:28 pm to High C
quote:
Twitter Introduces New 'Send Mob' Feature
This will unfortunately be repeated as fact within a couple of days like the faux paw patrol outrage.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:30 pm to notbilly
Nah, but I'm wondering how long it will take Snopes or Politifact to "fact check" the Bee again.
Posted on 6/22/20 at 3:31 pm to lsuhunt555
quote:
Please tell me this is an onion article.
Its better than the onion. It is the Babylon Bee.
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