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Turn your cremated loved one into a diamond!

Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65494 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:18 pm
What is this sorcery? Who wants their cremated loved one made into a diamond? And it's like $3000

Eterneva diamonds

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Carbon is a key component of all known life on Earth. A versatile element, it is the basic building block to all cells in the human body. Carbon also exists in nature, and under high pressure and temperature, transforms into a rare, pure diamond. By using new incredible technologies, Eterneva can purify your loved one's ashes until just carbon remains, and grow a stunning diamond structured by their DNA.

Eterneva diamonds are a breathtaking mix of art, science, and nature. They're meant for people who value connection, ancestry, and the grandeur of life.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:20 pm to
Drew Brees will be all over this shite
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62160 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:21 pm to
$3000 is a lot cheaper than burial. Sign me up.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179916 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:22 pm to
i'm going to be turned into a old fashioned glass for my son.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:24 pm to
Call me crazy but I kind of like this. You could wear a collection of your dead relatives on your neck
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23377 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:25 pm to
You know they're gonna lose the fricking ring too. Or try to pawn it.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Call me crazy but I kind of like this. You could wear a collection of your dead relatives on your neck


Frick dead presidents, give me dead relatives.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76156 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:27 pm to
This was attempted with Owlvis, here’s the result-

Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65494 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

$3000 is a lot cheaper than burial. Sign me up.



That's after you've paid for cremation already. So an extra $3,000
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Call me crazy but I kind of like this. You could wear a collection of your dead relatives on your neck



Yeah, this is actually pretty dope
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1325 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:38 pm to
call me artsy fartsy but I'd almost want them made into graphite pencils and then have the whole family draw fun beach scenes after salmon patty Sunday dinner
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62160 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

You could wear a collection of your dead relatives on your neck




This guy agrees.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

You could wear a collection of your dead relatives on your neck


Wearing the wearing the encapsulated, eternally imprisoned souls of your loved ones around your neck.

I dig it too. That's metal af.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:11 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:02 pm to
When the jeweler looks at the diamond through the little magnifying lens thing, will he see my balls?
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11582 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:05 pm to
That's cool as shite.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91657 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:05 pm to
lol, i clicked on the site and my eyes went straight to pets.

Of course there are some fricks out there that would cremate and wear their pet.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:06 pm
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22079 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:08 pm to
I don't want to be put under that kind of pressure.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:09 pm to
The frick is that? The tree uses my corpse as nutrients?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91657 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:12 pm to
id rather be a diamond then be used as tree food.
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