re: Turn your cremated loved one into a diamond!

My BIL saw theses before he died and he made sure sis had money set aside especially for this. He always loved gemstones and collected them so this was a perfect for him.

I never mentioned it before cuz poor nursie was triggered when I mentioned that we had moms ashes made into a hand crafted green glass orb.

Then we had a small viking funeral for mom and BIL and their lil boats sailed off together on the evening water.

But we also but BILs ashes into a cannonball and shot it out over the Kenai Bay that he loved. His ashes also got made into fireworks and shot into the sky in another place he loved.

yeah, my family is weird that way. Our deceased loved ones continue to have adventures with us, even after they are gone

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I want to be stuffed and mounted onto my favorite recliner with a look of disdain on my face, so future generations of my family can see my disappointment in them.

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I want to be stuffed and mounted onto my favorite recliner with a look of disdain on my face, so future generations of my family can see my disappointment in them.

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Maybe I should go green instead of the cremation thing?

Be stuffed and attached to a long pole to be used as a scarecrow over gardens in urban environments converting deteriorating slums into greenspaces that also benefit by providing groceries...

















screw it, cremate me and mix me in with the mud and chems for fracking! Once I get to the aquifers then I can do work!

So family jewels will have a new interesting meaning.

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Drew Brees will be all over this shite

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Time to reinstitute the bounty system