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re: Tuesday = joke day
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:23 pm to reauxl tigers
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:23 pm to reauxl tigers
quote:
Put lipstick on the rim of my a-hole.
Asked my drunk friend if he wanted to frick me up the arse.
He said yea ok (as all drunk men are gay)
So he fricked me up the arse and then he went home, his wife sees lip stick on his dick and he's got nothing to say.
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:24 pm to kook
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Because she's a woman.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:26 pm to Ajo Devil
Patient..Dr.why do you have a thermometer on your ear..
Dr. Well I'll be damn some a-hole has my pencil.
Dr. Well I'll be damn some a-hole has my pencil.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:27 pm to chinhoyang
quote:
Can we try to keep it clean?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:32 pm to OKellsBells
Priest, minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:33 pm to OKellsBells
I'm not getting that one? Or it just wasn't funny?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:34 pm to deeprig9
Priest and Rabbi are walking along and the Priest points out a kid and says "let's screw him" and the Rabbi goes "out of what?"
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:36 pm to Ajo Devil
There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence.
As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought,
"Well that’s a little condescending."
As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought,
"Well that’s a little condescending."
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:38 pm to Ajo Devil
Three men go on an overnight ski trip together.
They were sleeping in the same bed and the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had a dream I was receiving a hand job last night". Guy on the left says "that's funny I had the same dream". Guy in the middle said "I had a dream I was skiing".
They were sleeping in the same bed and the guy on the right wakes up and says "I had a dream I was receiving a hand job last night". Guy on the left says "that's funny I had the same dream". Guy in the middle said "I had a dream I was skiing".
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:47 pm to Ajo Devil
A Bama fan walks into a bar with a frog on his forehead.
The bartender asks, "what is that"?
The frog says, "I don't know...it started out as a wart on my arse".
The bartender asks, "what is that"?
The frog says, "I don't know...it started out as a wart on my arse".
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:50 pm to deeprig9
Three guys walk into a bar.
Fourth guy ducked.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Horse says, “I just got raped.”
Fourth guy ducked.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Horse says, “I just got raped.”
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:50 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:
Click, piter pater piter pater, swooosh --- ah
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
Anyone remember this one?
Or the one with the American Eagle flying over China's great wall and shitting on Ireland's green grass?
quote:
Balloon Huffer
Checks out
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:50 pm to OweO
A Russian officer, a Pole, an older woman, and a younger woman sit together on a train. It enters a tunnel, they hear a kiss and then a slap.
The older woman thinks, "that's a young lady with morals."
The younger woman thinks, "why did someone try to kiss the older lady instead of me?"
The Russian thinks, "the Pole is clever, he steals a kiss and I get slapped."
The Pole thinks, "I kiss the back of my hand, clout a Russian officer, and get away with it."
The older woman thinks, "that's a young lady with morals."
The younger woman thinks, "why did someone try to kiss the older lady instead of me?"
The Russian thinks, "the Pole is clever, he steals a kiss and I get slapped."
The Pole thinks, "I kiss the back of my hand, clout a Russian officer, and get away with it."
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:51 pm to jembeurt
quote:
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Horse says, “I just got raped.”
I literally just spit out my coffee reading this.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:52 pm to Quidam65
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:51 pm to Ajo Devil
Something something something Uranus.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:57 pm to OweO
Boudreaux:
What's the fastest way to Ville Platte?
Thibodeaux:
You walking or driving?
Boudreaux:
Driving
Thibodeaux:
Yeah thats the fastest way.
What's the fastest way to Ville Platte?
Thibodeaux:
You walking or driving?
Boudreaux:
Driving
Thibodeaux:
Yeah thats the fastest way.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 3:58 pm to jembeurt
What's the opposite of Christopher Williams?
Christopher Walken
Christopher Walken
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:15 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:
Click, piter pater piter pater, swooosh --- ah
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
What the..
quote:
Balloon Huffer
Okay. I understand now.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:16 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:and this is why you don’t lick frogs
Click, piter pater piter pater, swooosh --- ah
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
Anyone remember this one?
Or the one with the American Eagle flying over China's great wall and shitting on Ireland's green grass?
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