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Tuesday = joke day
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:32 pm
Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste.
A: The taste.
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:33 pm to Ajo Devil
What's the difference between an arse kisser and a brownnoser?
Depth perception
Depth perception
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:33 pm to Ajo Devil
Why was the dog late for work?
He couldn’t find a barking spot.
He couldn’t find a barking spot.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:34 pm to Ajo Devil
Why are gay guys the first to escape an apartment fire?
They already have their shite packed.
They already have their shite packed.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:35 pm to Ajo Devil
Can we try to keep it clean?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:35 pm to Ajo Devil
Click, piter pater piter pater, swooosh --- ah
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
Anyone remember this one?
Or the one with the American Eagle flying over China's great wall and shitting on Ireland's green grass?
These are from elementary school and I can only remember the punchlines.....
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
Anyone remember this one?
Or the one with the American Eagle flying over China's great wall and shitting on Ireland's green grass?
These are from elementary school and I can only remember the punchlines.....
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:37 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:
Click, piter pater piter pater, swooosh --- ah
Click - turn of the light, piter pater piter pater, run accros the room, swoosh - fly through the air, ----ahhh have sex with the beautiful lady.
Click, piter pater, piter pater, swoosh ---argh, busted my balls on the bedpost.
Anyone remember this one?
Or the one with the American Eagle flying over China's great wall and shitting on Ireland's green grass?
Did I accidentally take some acid just now?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:38 pm to Balloon Huffer
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:39 pm to Balloon Huffer
quote:
These are from elementary school and I can only remember the punchlines.....
Or this punchline: "Rectum, hell...it killed 'em both"
ETA...or this one: "Arrgh...it's driving me nuts"
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:39 pm to Ajo Devil
Q: How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
A: Hang food from the ceiling.
A: Hang food from the ceiling.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:40 pm to Ajo Devil
Q: What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of?
A: Civil ware.
A: Civil ware.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:41 pm to reauxl tigers
quote:
Q: How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
A: Hang food from the ceiling.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:41 pm to Ajo Devil
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
Muffin 1 turns muffin 2 and says "Man, it's hot in here, huh?"
Muffin 2 says "HOLY shite, A TALKING MUFFIN"
Muffin 1 turns muffin 2 and says "Man, it's hot in here, huh?"
Muffin 2 says "HOLY shite, A TALKING MUFFIN"
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:41 pm to Ajo Devil
When a eel
bites your knee
when you're wading
in the sea,
that's a moray.
bites your knee
when you're wading
in the sea,
that's a moray.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:42 pm to Ajo Devil
Why can't Mexicans be firefighters?
They can't tell the difference between Jose and hose B.
They can't tell the difference between Jose and hose B.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:44 pm to Bstacy
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:49 pm to Ajo Devil
Two old dudes were playing golf.
One turns to the other and says, "It's windy today."
The second geezer replies, "No, it's not. It's Thursday."
First old guy says, "Me, too. Let's go get a beer."
One turns to the other and says, "It's windy today."
The second geezer replies, "No, it's not. It's Thursday."
First old guy says, "Me, too. Let's go get a beer."
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:49 pm to Ajo Devil
What do you put on a sick pig?
Oinkment.
That’s all I got.
Oinkment.
That’s all I got.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:50 pm to Ajo Devil
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair.
I knew she would come crawling back to me.
I knew she would come crawling back to me.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:51 pm to Ajo Devil
Q: What did the mermaid wear to her math class?
A: An algae bra.
A: An algae bra.
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