re: Tuesday = joke day

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?








Cause she grew out of her B-shells

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pics?

Two LSU fans are walking down the street and notice a body in an alley wearing a Bama hat.

One of the guys gets a cop, cop calls the homicide detective. Detective gets there, starts writing his notes, looks the body up and down writes more notes. The detective then removes the cap, writes in his notes, then puts the cap back on. He then takes the hat off, looks oddly at the dead body and puts the cap back on again. He does this several times until one of the LSU fans asks "Hey man, don't you think that's a little much?"

The detective looks at him and says, "Yeah but normally I see an a-hole under one of these"

What did the frog find out from his ancestory.com results?


That he was a tad polish.

What do you call a masturbating cow?



Beef Stroganoff

Say girl is you a fruit cuz you a FINEapple

Arkansas invented the toothbrush, because if it was made anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush