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Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:55 pm to Ajo Devil
Do people annoy you when they answer their own questions? They do me.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:56 pm to GreyWhiskers
old Helen Keller jokes...
how did Helen's parents punish her? they rearranged the furniture
what did Helen do when she fell into a well? she screamed her hands off
how did Helen burn her hands? she tried to read the waffle iron
how did Helen's parents punish her? they rearranged the furniture
what did Helen do when she fell into a well? she screamed her hands off
how did Helen burn her hands? she tried to read the waffle iron
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:56 pm to Ajo Devil
Strobe lights in the bedroom are great. My wife looks like she’s moving during sex.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:58 pm to Ajo Devil
Why are there no casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
Too many cheetahs.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:59 pm to Ajo Devil
Q. What do you call an alligator detective?
A. An investi-gator
A. An investi-gator
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:59 pm to Ajo Devil
When bi-sexuals are missing, do they put their pictures on cartons of “Half and Half?”
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:00 pm to Ash Williams
How do you tell a chromosome's sex?
Pull down it's genes.
Pull down it's genes.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:01 pm to Ajo Devil
A man and his wife go to a marriage counselor.
After several minutes of listening to the couple argue with each other, the counselor stands up and tells the wife to stand up and bend over his desk.
She does and the counselor pulls down her pants and takes her right then and there.
When he finishes he looks at the husband and says, "If you want your wife to be happy, that's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Do you understand?"
The husband thinks for a minute and says, "Well, okay, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but on Fridays I play golf."
After several minutes of listening to the couple argue with each other, the counselor stands up and tells the wife to stand up and bend over his desk.
She does and the counselor pulls down her pants and takes her right then and there.
When he finishes he looks at the husband and says, "If you want your wife to be happy, that's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Do you understand?"
The husband thinks for a minute and says, "Well, okay, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but on Fridays I play golf."
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:01 pm to Rammin TX
How can you get a Hippopotamus
to do whatever you want?
Hipponotism.
to do whatever you want?
Hipponotism.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:04 pm to Ajo Devil
Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.
A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:05 pm to Ajo Devil
Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was out standing in his field.
A. Because he was out standing in his field.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:06 pm to Tiger1242
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:12 pm to Tiger1242
quote:
Q. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was out standing in his field.
and on a similar note...
I've always wanted to break into the crowd estimator business. I wonder how many people are in that field
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:15 pm to WG_Dawg
A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:19 pm to tigerpawl
What do you call a cowboy from Plano Texas?
Nothing, just a Plano cowboy!!
Nothing, just a Plano cowboy!!
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:20 pm to Ajo Devil
Put lipstick on the rim of my a-hole.
Asked my drunk friend if he wanted to frick me up the arse.
He said yea ok (as all drunk men are gay)
So he fricked me up the arse and then he went home, his wife sees lip stick on his dick and he's got nothing to say.
Asked my drunk friend if he wanted to frick me up the arse.
He said yea ok (as all drunk men are gay)
So he fricked me up the arse and then he went home, his wife sees lip stick on his dick and he's got nothing to say.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:21 pm to Ajo Devil
Q. What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
A. The eeriest.
A. The eeriest.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:21 pm to pbro62
quote:
Nothing, just a Plano cowboy!!
This guy?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 2:22 pm to TDsngumbo
How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn her other ear?
They called back.
She answered the iron.
How did she burn her other ear?
They called back.
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